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Should the world put pressure on Switzerland to ban electricity generated using dangerous fossil fuels?

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Should the world put pressure on Switzerland to ban electricity generated using dangerous fossil fuels?

I think we should boycott Switzerland until they stop burning dangerous fossil fuels and dumping the waste in our atmosphere.
8%
3 votes
Sure, it's easy and implies no political risk. It's almost as good as promising to meet climate goals by 2050.
16%
6 votes
Hi. Arnie Schwartzenegger here. I'm going to break NNadir into little pieces if he doesn't stop calling me 'Governor Hydrogen Hummer.'
0%
0 votes
Former Governor Pete Wilson here. I want a big fence around California to prevent El Salvadorans coming to take our thermal solar cell glass washing jobs.
0%
0 votes
Dick Cheney here. Does this mean that Halliburton should nationalize the paper towel companies?
3%
1 vote
Halliburton has done a great job, for an oil services company, at nationalizing the food services business in Iraq.
0%
0 votes
Switzerland should build a fence around itself to keep out the Liechtensteinian solar cell washers.
3%
1 vote
Gray Davis here. Thanks for the support NNadir, but I really didn't need that shit as much as I thought I did at the time. I could almost kiss Daryll Issa, if not for the cooties.
5%
2 votes
Do you think its possible, just once, I mean, just once, for NNadir to write a diary in which he doesn't pick on Norway?
8%
3 votes
NNadir is a liar, and he didn't stop talking about California in his diary about Switzerland.
3%
1 vote
Barack Obama here. Thanks NNadir for not writing some diary about how I'm not as perfect as you are.
11%
4 votes
Barack again. I mean, if you were perfect, unlike me, you could run for President on your own you know.
0%
0 votes
Not that you'd win, unless you promised a free lutefisk in every pot, in which case NNadir would be a liar.
5%
2 votes
And promised to prevent huge unemployed apes from the movies from climbing all over the solar thermal towers in the Imperial Valley with a bottle of Windex and some paper towels.
8%
3 votes
John McCain here. The glare from those solar towers is screwing up my teleprompter and that's why I'm mumbling.
24%
9 votes