Dear Ron,
Let me introduce myself. I'm Sean. We've never met, but, dude, you are killing me. Please make it stop.
You see, I thought I had found a nice little place to crash for free the week of the RNC while I cover the convention for FiveThirtyEight. I didn't know what you had planned for me.
It appears you thought it would be a good idea to inflict two of your ardent supporters on me crashing in the same apartment, and now that they know I'm a blogger, I cannot get them off. Hell, I snuck this laptop into the bathroom just to get a breath.
Look, I get it. WE ARE NOT A "DEMOCRACY," WE ARE A "CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC." This is incredibly significant, because it means that we are all our own personal republics. It's the person, the precinct, the district, the region, the state, the nation. All REPUBLICS.
Ron, you're an asshole. I'm gonna get you for this.
Did you know that we have the right for JURYNULLIFICATION but nobody ever uses that right? Judges are corrupt corporatists who only give the jury two choices, innocent or guilty, but they never tell you that you have the right to nullify a bad law!!!
You're a dick, Ron.
What about grand juries? If a cop is beating a guy, citizens used to be able to form an on-the-spot citizen grand jury and indict the cop. Is teh McCains or teh Obamaz talking about this? No! And why not? Obama says he wants change but then why was he meeting with the BUILDERBARGER GROUP? Why doesn't Obama tell everyone to be a precinct committeeman the way that DOCTORRONPAUL does? That's real change, that's real people taking back the government.
I'd like to get a word in edge-
Why is teh Obamaz meeting with Paul Volcker, the former head of the Federal Reserve, the most powerful corporation on Earth? WHY!?!?!?! It's a corrupt two party system and no plane hit Building 7!!! Want to see the video?
Help me, Minnesotans, you're my only hope.
Did you know the government doesn't have the right to tax us? It's not in the Constitution. It's illegal. It's all corporations. Corporations run everything. If you become your own personal republic you can take control back. DOCTORRONPAUL has instructed us to become precinct committeemen! All around you are precincts. We're even in a precinct right now!!! This is a precinct. This neighborhood can govern itself! We changed the party platform because DOCTORRONPAUL told us to. Obama doesn't ever say any of that. He doesn't want change? How can you believe he wants change! He's not going to change things! He hasn't spoken a word about precinct committeemen, that just shows you the BUILDERBARGERS are in charge.
My friend here, a photog from Le Monde, doesn't speak English as well and isn't following this, so you'll have to slow down.
FRANCE!?!? France is giving up its sovereignty to the EU! The EU doesn't let the French make cheese the way they've made it for a thousand years! There was trash piled up in Italy and the EU sued Italy, Europe is socialist because people are giving up all their rights! You have even less of a democracy in Europe, you are farther from your rights than even here! Individuals are REPUBLICS!
Seriously, if you have a futon, even, and I can get back and forth easily to downtown St. Paul, write me at pocket99s at gmail. I can't stay in this bathroom forever.
Update [2008-9-1 12:54:28 by PocketNines]: - I have been saved.
