We've already heard about Sarah Palin, secret grandmother; Sarah Palin, secret Bridge-to-Nowhere builder; Sarah Palin, secret expert on Russia; and Sarah Palin, secret mooseketeer.
But it seems that that Sarah Palin has another secret.
While posing as the mild-mannered Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin is really...
... the Snorg Tees girl!
Both Politico and TBogg have the damning photofantastic evidence!
And so we see that although Governor Palin was an unknown to most of us, she was really hiding in plain site in banner ads on every progressive Web site... peddling t-shirts with witty phrases like "I'm Kind Of A Big Deal," "Wok it Out," "With a Shirt Like This, Who Needs Pants?"
And while Snorg Tees Girl Governor Palin may not have foreign policy experience, unlike Joe Biden she can eschew normal policymaking paradigms and embrace the "do whatever my t-shirt says" rule in the event of an emergency.
SCENE: It's 3 a.m. A phone is ringing in the Naval Observatory.
AIDE: "Madame Vice President! President McCain has mono! And the Czechs are insisting that we must agree tonight on the anti-pre-mixing-of-peanut-butter-and-jelly Treaty! What should we do?!"
PALIN: "Hold on, hold on... let's see, how about, '1-2-3-4, I Declare A Thumb War!'"
AIDE: "Brilliant strategy, Madame Vice President!"
Although the outcome of course depends heavily on ensuring that Palin always wear appropriate t-shirts; this approach may not work with such previous classics as "Let's Get Hammered."