Seeing a golden opportunity in the sudden financial calamity that had befallen the good citizens of the good old US of A, Daddy Warhero assumed his disguise as a United States senator and announced that he was "suspending" his quest for the presidency and would instead put his country first and return to the halls of Congress to restore peace, harmony, and economic stability to a world gone mad. Secretly of course, he had no intention of suspending his quest. This was merely a ploy to throw his pursuers, led by the Great Barack, off track and divert them from their stated goal of Daddy Warhero's and Little Morphin' Sarah's ultimate and total defeat.
Meanwhile, Little Morphin' Sarah's job was to keep the Great Barack and his minions distracted by making herself the target of their attacks. In an act of total self-sacrifice, Little Morphin' Sarah allowed herself to be caught and interrogated mercilessly by the wicked witch (just like the one her pastor warned her about) Couric. How she survived such brutalities was a miracle. And taking advantage of a "break", she managed to escape the dungeons of the monstrous evil empire known as CBS. Fighting off more of the Great Barack's surrogates who sought to interrogate her further, she managed to slip away and disappear to an undisclosed location.
Back in Washington, Daddy Warhero, escorted by his two loyal man servants, Graham and Lieberman, bestrode the halls of the Capitol like a Titan. Rushing from place to place with almost superhuman speed, Daddy Warhero set about making all things right with the world. Little did he know as he sat silently in the presence of "The One" whom he sought to replace that there were traitors within his own organization that were intent upon destroying him. So in the face of a disastrous defeat, he had no alternative but to quickly disappear like fog into the night and resume his epic battle with the Great Barack.
And tonight, they will meet for the first time, one on one, man to man, superhero to superhero, mano a mano, to do battle. Who will triumph?
Tune in tomorrow for the next exciting chapter of "Daddy Warhero and Little Morphin' Sarah".
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