Limbaugh: "Screw Sebelius", I'd Rather Die Quickly

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Wednesday October 07, 2009 · 11:16 AM PDT

2009/10/07 · 11:16

So determined is the Party of No to reflexively oppose anything supported by a Democrat, I truly believe that if you told them that Obama felt you shouldn't take a hair drier into the shower, a rash of electrocutions would soon follow.

From Media Matters comes the latest dopey example of "I'd rather die [perhaps literally] than do what a Democrat says". Come see the Republican "Die Quickly" health care plan in action!

Quoth the porcine pill-popper:

And now you've got Kathleen Sebelius saying "You must take the Pig Flu vaccine. You must take it". Screw you, Miss Sebelius, I am not going to take it precisely because you're now telling me I must.

Here's the audio:

This is all the result of an AP Story that uses a misleading headline: Sebelius: Americans must get swine flu vaccination. Actually, the article never quotes Sebelius using those words at all. She does however say:

We strongly urge parents to take precautionary steps.

Whoa, that's some intrusive government! Stop them before they start shooting gay hypodermic needles into our asses from black helicopters on the way to the FEMA camp death panels!

So AP gets some of the blame for a bullshit headline, but of course the tubby old junkie could've actually read the damn article.

You gotta love Republicans these days: tell them it's a good idea to get a flu shot, they say "Screw you". This is the Republican healthcare "plan" in a nutshell: die quickly. Nice to see that Limbaugh's on board.

[Title changed to better reflect Republican views on health care.]

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