Question as to whether the newspaper's article doesn't show the serious mental deficiencies and/or grotesquely evil and pernicious tendencies of choose one: the media, Republicans, a celebrity, Blue Dogs, former but as yet unindicted government officials.
Quotation from columnist or other talking head who thinks the mental deficiencies and/or grotesquely evil and pernicious tendencies of [fill in the blank] are part of a choose one: wide ranging conspiracy, the result of late stage capitalist excess, efforts to avoid legal responsibility for this and/or something else, part of a pattern of how to get elected by knuckle dragging [fill in the blank], some other wild hypothesis.
Paragraph describing how the disclosures in the foregoing two paragraphs are sure to cause the readers' heads to spin as if they were in Rosemary's Baby and suggesting that the perpetrators of the outrage be severely punished if not called names by people standing on a parapet.
Paragraph describing how we cannot let certain named individuals, organizations or corporations get away with this and how this is an awful lot like A, B, and C, and a player to be named later, all of whom one remembers and has given links to.
Paragraph describing how various other leftwing of the leftwing bloguer@s agree that the apocalypse is upon us right now unless [fill in the blank} and until [fill in the blank]
Paragraph compiling fatuous statements of rightwing commentators including David Brooks who overlook the impending disaster and argue that it's the same old same old or nothing at all to be "hysterical" about.
Paragraph reviling the Democratic leadership in congress and calling them various epithets, the significance of which has something to do with lack of genitalia and/or resemblance to various kinds of reptiles or coelenterates.
Paragraph describing how readers should fight the impending disaster by calling/emailing/writing/demonstrating/blockading [fill in the blanks] and how failure to do the proscribed action shows that one is really not a Democrat or a progressive or a thinking human being or [fill in the blank] at all, but something far, far worse.
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