My thanks to Talking Points Memo for alerting me to this disturbed man:
You see, according to Bill Randall -- candidate for the Republican nomination in North Carolina's 13th district -- what happened in the Gulf involves a conspiracy between BP and the highest levels of the federal government.
Yes, it's official. The Republicans have found a candidate nuttier than Sharron Angle. Randall's opponent, Democrat Brad Miller, reportedly doesn't have much to fear from him in November, and that's a very comforting thought. But we still must ponder the fact that Randall was able to gain the nomination of his party while saying shit like this:
He told reporters that the political pickle the White House has found itself in over the BP spill isn't due to the administration's poorly-timed (in hindsight, anyway) advocacy for increased off-shore drilling three weeks before the well blew up. It's because their scheme with BP to pour oil into the Gulf of Mexico for whatever reason worked a little too well.
In case you're tired of Obama supporters tirelessly granting the President superhuman powers, you can always turn to GOP conspiracy theorists, who grant him even greater powers:
"[I]t got beyond what was anticipated, and we had an explosion and loss of life," Randall told reporters. "And, oh man, then we have panic. Is there a cover up going on? I'm not saying there necessarily is. But I think there's enough facts on the table for people that (they) really need to do some investigative research and find out what went on with that and get a subpoena of records and everything else."
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your modern GOP.
Utterly detached from reality. Getting their "ideas" from a junkie radio host. And quite proud of it.
And getting their party's nomination for the United States House of Representatives.
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