Dear Penthouse Forum,
I’m a 20 year-old college student and I never thought I’d be writing to the Penthouse Forum, but...
My freshman year, I joined the College Republicans on my campus. I got to a big public college in the capital of a small southern state on the Atlantic coast. People have this image of Republicans as bible-thumping killjoys, but let me tell you, we can have some fun parties! Anyway, its election season right now, which is the most exciting for guys like me.
One day, I learned that my candidate for Governor was coming to campus to hold a rally. There are several people running for the nomination, but I have to admit that I chose mine because she is smoking hot! Why vote for a boring white guy when you can cast your ballot for a sexy brunette with a dynamite ass? Of course, I volunteered to help set up the stage and I even scored by getting the right to be one of the people standing behind her during the speech. You know what I was planning to be looking at, and it wasn’t the cameras!
The big day arrived and a small group of us were there to greet her as her car pulled up. Feeling daring, I opened the door for her and even offered my hand for her as she stepped out. Imagine my delight when she took it; her warm, moist fingers wrapped around mine and I felt an unmistakable stirring in my lower body.
"Why, thank you, young man," she purred with her delicious southern accent. I blushed, hoping she could not see the physical reaction she had caused in me.
We went to the rally site and had to sit through several boring introductory speeches, but I didn’t pay any attention; I never took my eyes off of her. When she got up to speak, she even turned and smiled at me! As she spoke, she shifted from foot to foot in her high heels, giving me an eyeful of her voluptuous posterior which was beautifully framed by a red skirt. I had to keep my hands in front of my middle least my embarrassment show up on Youtube!
Once the speech is over, a small group of us stayed behind to take down the stage while she shook hands with people in the crowd. Just as we finished, the last person left and she asked if we were hungry. We’re college guys, we’re always hungry, but I’d have gone without food for a week just to spend more time with my sexy candidate! We all went to a nice restaurant just off of campus; there were five of us college guys and three members of her staff plus her. Much to my delight, she chose to sit next to me! She started asking me questions about where I’d grown up and my family back home. I answered and then tentatively asked her questions about a few of her political positions, but it didn’t seem like she wanted to talk about that, so I started asking her about her family. She was married, but it didn’t seem that she was too happy about that. The food came and she leaned over me to reach for the salt. At the intoxicating smell of her perfume entered my nostrils she put her hand on my leg and squeezed! I had to fight not to jump right out of my pants. No one saw because we were sitting in the corner booth, but she looked at me and smiled knowingly. As we ate, her hand returned to my leg and started rubbing, slowly making its way up. It was the best meal I ever had in a restaurant and I don’t think I even tasted the food.
Her campaign manager said that they were going to a bar next door for after dinner drinks, but my beautiful candidate told him that she was tired and would be returning to their hotel. Turning to me, she asked if I would escort her on the three-block walk. Of course I said yes; I would do anything to spend more time with her. I felt like I was walking on air as we made our way down to the Courtyard Marriott. We reached the door and I was sorry that my dream night was at an end, but then she asked me if I would like to come in. Feeling very nervous, I did so and then she surprised me by throwing me up against the wall and kissing me passionately, her tongue deep in my mouth.
"I’ve been waiting to do this all day," she growled as we broke apart. I had been with girls before; one in high school and a couple in college, but this was a woman! And wow, was I out of my depth. Before I knew what was happening, she threw me on the bed and ripped my shirt open, popping several buttons in the process. I reached for her red jacket, but she slapped my hands away, removing it herself and then going for my pants. Soon she was on top of me, guiding my vote into her ballot box. She rocked my world for fifteen glorious minutes before the polls closed and I won in a landslide. Then she kissed me tenderly and told me that we’d have to part. As much as I wanted to spend the night, I knew it wasn’t a good idea. But she promised me that if she won, she’d invite me to the governor’s mansion and we’d have another ‘election’ in the bed there!
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