"Jail Bait", written and preformed by Ted Nugent
Ive got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I cant resist the old lady's purse
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time
Well I dont care if youre just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that youre probably clean
Theres one lil' thing I got do to you
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time
So tell your mama that Im back in town
She likes us boys when its time to get down
Shes got this craving for the underage
I just might be your mama's brand new rage
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I got to have you in a matter of time
Honey you you you look so nice
Shes young shes tender
Wont you please surrender
She's so fine shes mine
All the time, all mine mine
Its all right baby
Its quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Dont put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and Ill share her with you
Ted Nugent, celebrity, spokesperson for the most powerful lobbying group in the country, regular commentator on Fox News, popular radio host, reality television star,
featured performer at the presidential inaugural ball in 2004, and a man who has been embraced by members of one of the 2 major political parties up to and including both presidents and presidential candidates, most recently one Willard M. Romney, is an unabashed, unapologetic child predator. He has never hid it. Let that sink in for just a moment.
Don't bring up the pants-shitting to avoid Vietnam, the death threats against the president, his various disgusting comments and proclivities. Don't tell me that it's Ted Nugent, who cares what he thinks, he's just a lunatic. Please, just stop for a moment. Focus. This is serious.
Just so there is no remaining doubt in anyone's mind, here he is in a VH1 "Behind the Music" special, talking about his "addiction" to young girls
Here is a partial transcript of what he said:
Ted Nugent (describing his "addiction")
Oh they were just everywhere, you had to get a crowbar, and just pummel em! Knock em off your doorknob, they were hanging on your lingi. Um, yes. It could have been whiskey, it could have been drugs, but I was a wang dang addict. I mean, I was addicted to girls. Addicted. It was hopeless. It was beautiful.
Narrator: Ted admitted to a number of liasons with underaged girls. And while it may have raised eyebrows, it never raised the interest of local authorities.
Ted charmed the girls parents, right along with his teenage lovers. And in the case of Pele, her mother signed papers making Ted her legal guardian.
Ted Nugent: I got the blessing of their parents, because I guess they figured “better Ted Nugent than some drug infested punk in high school”
Not enough proof? Here are the lyrics to a song he wrote and released in 2009:
Girl Scout Cookies
I like to eat my girl scout cookies,
I could eat them all night long,
I like em late at night with a glass of milk,
them butter creams go down smooth as silk,
I like em late at night when I'm in my bed,
don't let them girl scouts
don't let em go to your head
(Chorus)
The coconuts just drive me wild,
I buy my cookies right from a child,
that peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of my mouth,
I love them girl scouts
east, north, west, and south
Wink wink, nudge nudge. He’s not talking about thin mints there, people. He's talking about fucking children, raping kids. Sorry to put it in such coarse terms but I'm getting a little sick of all the euphamisms. VH1 calls it his "weakness for young women", and describes it as "succumbing to temptation". As if he is a victim. No. He is a predator.
By the way, here is the album artwork of that CD where he talked about his fondness for buying his cookies "right from a child"
Lest you have any difficulty interpreting that visual analogy, this is pretty much what it is supposed to represent:
A woman trussed up as a roasted pig on a platter, complete with the obligatory apple in the mouth-only that's not an apple, it's a hand grenade.
Ted Nugent is a misogynist of the first order. He is an eabophile by his own admission. By his lyrical admissions, he is indeed a pedophile-an active one, at that. Without any shame, apparently.
Read that line again:
"Well I don't care if your just thirteen, you look too good to be true"
That’s the problem. They don’t care if you’re just thirteen. They don’t care that you are 10 for that matter. They don’t care if you have hit puberty, sometimes they don’t even care if you have been potty trained. They don’t care if you say no. They don’t care if you cry. They don’t care if you tell them it hurts, you’re scared, you don’t like it. Sexual predators don’t have any concept boundaries-they want what they want. What you want is irrelevant because they are entitled to your body. They don't view you as a human being-they see you as a food product. Like a girl scout cookie, or a roasted pig, to be consumed by them and then turned to shit. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
And people like Mitt Romney don't care either, apparently. The entire republican establishment doesn't care, his record label doesn't care, the production companies who invite him on television don't care, and frankly a lot of people here don't really seem to care. I even see some of you defending him.
Anywhoo, I have set up a little site, Pedophiles for Romney, which I will take down if and when he disavows Ted Nugent's endorsement, his glorification of sexual exploitation of children and violence against women, and offers a public apology for both. Until then, he can enjoy having his name associated with all the filth he represents.
And then we need to have a conversation about why one of our major political parties has been seeking out and accepting the endorsement of a proud, outspoken sexual predator for the past 20 years, and why it only just now came to our attention.
[Note-the opinions and views expressed in this diary are my own, and should not be considered representative of TREE Climbers, Inc.]
9:12 AM PT: I am going to be out for a bit and will not be able to respond to comments for a while.
11:11 AM PT: Wow, top of the rec list. Thank you!
Update- I forgot to include this (h/t Sharon Wraight):
from the Howard Stern show
[Courtney Love] said one of the first times she had oral sex was with Ted Nugent. She said she was young and she didn't want to say exactly how old she was. It was a long time ago and she didn't even have breasts yet. She was only 12 and a half years old back then.
UPDATE- This has been interesting! I wrote this on no sleep, just to get it out of my system...didn't think it would take off. But there has been some great discussion here, and gradually it looks like this story is starting to get picked up. Here it is on:
Truth Wins Out
It's on a lot of message boards too...beyond that though, crickets. So far, at least.
Ted Nugent apparently got back from his little meet and greet with the Secret Service, Mitten's campaign has already issued their predictably piddling non-statement reminding us ALL to be "civil".
Well, fuck you Mitt. I am not going to be civil. You are running for the highest office in the country, and you are the standard bearer for the republican party. And you sought out and pandered for an endorsement from a known and admitted pedophile (among other things) If you want things to be "civil" start by standing up and saying "I disavow Ted Nugent and everything he stands for"
HAHHAHAHAHA! Just kidding. I know you will never do that, so Pedophiles for Romney will stay up. I updated it a bit, by the way-let me know what you think of the new layout!
Which brings me to my update- I cannot keep this going. With the constraints I'm under getting Tree Climbers off the ground, I just don't have the time. But I think if we keep it up, we can hold Ted Nugent accountable for the crimes he committed against young girls- and by virtue the party that has stood by him for the past 20 years and said nothing. It is something that needs to be done.
So if you would like to take over Pedophiles for Romney, build it up a bit, add more of his pedophile backers (there are a few, as I have discovered) and expose the conservative movement for all it's misogynist, predatory glory please send me a Kosmail, and I'll hand over the reins.
Thanks to Kossack Bill Shmalfeldt for breaking this story, and all of you here for keeping it in the spotlight!
