10. Thinks the Range is where you go to hit golf balls
9. Only person we know who’s dumb enough to pay $1000 a month to lease an SUV
8. Standard campaign speech still begins with “Jim Oberstar is totally out of touch!”
7. Needs to charge way more than $10 a head to make town hall meetings profitable
6. Even Mesabi Daily News refuses to back his plan to ‘privatize’ the Boundary Waters Canoe Area by selling it to the Koch brothers
5. Constantly confuses "Rukavina” with “Macarena” at local celebrations
4. “Live Free or Die” license plate on SUV = bad move
3. Overheard at fundraiser: “Family values? Hell yes. We’re worth a cool million.”
2. Insistence on posing with hand held rocket dooms pro-hunting TV spot
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON CHIP CRAVAACK WILL LOSE ON NOVEMBER 6 . . .
1. Sleep apnea flares up again in debate with Nolan
Cross posted from Iron Country Free Press by OTIS The Cactus