Obama's reelection broke them.
With two weeks of thin gruel
, I've started to worry that the wingnuts are simply too demoralized and turned off by politics to ever pick up the pace again. It's not just my hate mail, it's Fox News ratings (down to a 12-year low
in January), it's the unexpected string of Republican capitulations since the election, it's the fact that House Speaker John Boehner hasn't been able to pass anything of worth with a majority of his own caucus, it's the fact that conservatives are directing their fire at each other, rather than liberals, it's all the gay marrying, the pot, the "demographic winter" (as the racists call it). Heck, even my twitter trolls are quiet of late.
Apparently, the people who used to send me hate mails are now sending them to Karl Rove and Haley Barbour instead. Or they're too depressed to find they are the fringe minority, from the White House, to the marriage equality initiatives, to the loss of so many poster boys like Richard Mourdock and Todd Akins. Whatever the reason, I can't have a hate mail feature without content.
So instead of a weekly edition, I'll publish whenever I have enough material to publish. If Republicans ever get their shit together enough to start hating on liberals again, I can always return to weekly publishing. But I've got to be honest with you, I'm not rooting for that to happen.
So no poll today. This week's offerings, below the fold, are meager. But they are what they are, and if that's the price we pay for Fox News' worst ratings in 12 years, well then, that's a price I'm more than happy to pay!
YOU ASSHOLES ARE NOT AMERICANS. YOU ARE BARELY HUMANS. FUCK EVERYONE OF YOU, AND I'LL BE CHEERING FOR TED TONIGHT TO DO SOMETHING THAT I'LL HEAR ABOUT LATER BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH THE STATE OF THE UNION SHOW FROM A COMMUNIST FUCKINNG JERK.
See? They've completely lost it. Not fun, no creativity.
Murder is legal again
Hello there mr. Obstructor of justice/communist blogger. It's reeally nice that you cheer Obama on while he has secretly frozen all investigations into the death of Vince Foster. It's wella well known fact that Fosters murder was arranged by the Clintons because he knew too much about Whitewater and other CRIMINAL ENTERPRISES by the Clintons. The Clintons are responsible for countless crimes that were never charged. Bush was bribed to keep the heat off the Clintons, but Obama has actually made Shrillary his Sec of State, proving that he is fully in cahoots with First LAdy of Crime and her pot-smoking, draft-dodging crime boss husband.
You are protecting murderers, you little communist piece of shit. You are a traitor also. I hope the Clintons pay you well, maybe some thirty pieces of silver? Have you thought about what happens when the next president is not a communist? The Clintons will be investigated and you with them. You will die in prison sharing a cell with the Clintons. Then you will go to Hell while Vince Foster laugh at you from heaven. I just pray thet I live to see the day when you and the Clintons are behind bars. You are worthless scum.
Vince freakin' Foster? I guess this is a window into what blogging might've been like during the Clinton years, and a sneak preview into what it'll look like if Hillary runs in 2016. Heck, this feature would almost be guaranteed to return to weekly status.
Well, until Clinton won. Then I think they'd be broken permanently.