This is not a joke, here is a current list of actual Republican bills in the 2013 Montana Legislature. Enjoy.
1. Amend the U.S. Constitution to prevent President from entering into any arms treaties that infringe on gun rights. HJ 5
2. Allow corporal punishment in lieu of incarceration for misdemeanor crimes and felonies, punishment to be imposed be commensurate with the severity, nature, and degree of the harm caused by the offender. Punishment must be administered publicly. LC1452
3. Authorize alkaline hydrolysis as a means of dissolving human remains in lieu of cremation, as is done with animal carcasses. LC226
4. Authorize trapping of mountain lions by Montana residents. HB 29
5. Allow special interest groups to donate unlimited money to candidates. HB 229
6. Allow legislators to carry weapons in the Capitol. HB 358
7. Legalize hunting with silencers. HB 205
8. Allow guns in schools. LC 1672
9. Withdraw the United States of America from the United Nations. SJ 7
10. Prohibit enforcement of federal ban on assault weapons and large magazines. HB 302
11. Require the teaching of creationism in schools. HB 183
12. Declare the Winchester rifle "The gun that won the west."HB 215
13. Give sheriffs authority over the federal government in terror investigations. HB 303
14. Legalize roadkill as food. HB 247
15. Require anomymously funded campaign ads to carry disclaimer that reads: “this ad was paid for by anonymous money.” HB 254
This diary is cross-posted at the Montana Cowgirl Blog, where you can also find a list of the last legislative session's wacky bills.