After an unnamed Southern senator told Senator Kirstin Gillibrand "You know, Kirsten, you're even pretty when you're fat," Jon Stewart had to respond. And respond he did.
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"Even when it comes to sexism, the Senate is gridlocked!"
Next up, special correspondent Jessica Williams offered her hilarious take on claps and catcalls, even the "high-minded Lincoln Center" variety:
Finally, Jon could not pass up the news that former House Majority Leader Eric Cantor made the "wealthy choice" by taking a multi-million dollar gig on Wall Street: