If only Obama golfed less, the United States would surely be able to fix things up in Syria, Iraq, Ukraine and any other trouble spot in the world. As ISIS was continuing their evil awfulness, people were talking about how Obama golfs too much and wears a suit that isn’t serious enough. Ugh.
True, his “we don’t have a strategy yet” line was a terrible and feeble thing to say, but let’s focus on U.S. foreign policy, not how Obama is a slacker because he golfs or wears a tan suit. Isn’t it entertaining how right-wingers who freaked out about a community organizer who earned his stripes on the streets of Chicago are now up in arms because he golfs too much?
There are plenty of serious policy questions and fairly impossible situations simmering around the globe. If the president golfs or wears a tan suit or eats arugula, does that mean he’s not serious about his job? Conversely, if he’s in constant pain and suffering day in and day out, he’ll take his job more seriously and do a better job, right? Enjoy the cartoon, and check out the links behind the cartoon.
[ominous hit piece voice over]
Of course Obama doesn’t “have a strategy yet” for Syria, he’s too busy golfing.
How dare Obama wear a casual brown suit, while Russian tanks roll into Ukraine.
President Obama sleeps at night, while ISIS takes over Iraq and Syria.
He isn’t bringing peace to the Middle East, he’s busy eating three square meals . . . every day.
While wars rage . . . the President inhales and exhales comfortably.
[bright, fast-talking advertising voice over]
That’s why he needs the “Presidential Painsuit,”
Maximum medieval discomfort for maximum policy support!
Goodbye nine-iron, hello hot iron!
The more he winces, the seriouser he is!
Patented pain technology keeps the President in constant discomfort!
Stabbing pain, throbbing pain, irritation, sleep deprivation— whatever the discomfort, the Presidential Painsuit is sure to build support for those complex foreign policy positions!
Satisfied citizens love it, and so does the President!
Less golfing and more discomfort mean more public support!
Win them over with pain— the Presidential Painsuit!
*Actual policies will not change, not a toy, do not eat.