Calling all real gamers . . .
Gamergate Wants You!
Finally, put those gaming skills to use in the real world— answer the Call of Duty!
Stand Up, for journalistic ethics . . . particularly if said ethical lapses were revealed by an ex-boyfriend with a grudge!
Attack, the girl gamer, not the male journalist whose ethics you find so lacking!
Advance, the noble Gamergate cause by driving more “Social Justice Warrior-girls” from their homes!
Threaten, to unleash the real weapons you’ve spent so many hours using on your virtual training missions!
Defend, multi-billion dollar corporate gaming and enlist the courage of tech behemoths!
Recruit, a third-ranking Baldwin to your cause!
Hold the Line, against new and different games produced by girls . . . who are not sufficiently buxom and supportive of your awesome manliness!
Be Brave, good gamer soldiers . . . and continue your anonymous attacks against these upstart good-for-nothing girls!
. . . for Gamergate Wants You! (Rated M for Misogynist.)
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