The Daily Show/preantepenultimate Colbert Report Late-night Happy Hour 12.16.14

What, you thought I'd miss Stephen's last week?

Tonight on TDS, Jon's got Some Musician, and on TCR it's Stephen!!!!! and Some Other Musician.

Couldn't think of what to post tonight -- started to go through the various memorial pieces that ColbertNewsHub's collecting (especially this year's Adphent Calendar), but that was getting depressing. And then there was this: I just signed the petition to thank Stephen #Colbert for 9 great years! Add your name: http://t.co/... — Colbert News Hub (@ColbertNewsHub) December 16, 2014 Really? OK, sure, I'll click... Wait, what's that way down at the bottom that I have to scroll down to see? Magnify that: Hey, look at that! The DCCC finally came up with something that actual Democrats can support! And yes, I may actually be signatory #6666. Not sure, because the number didn't seem to increase past 6555, no matter which browser. And I used a new email that isn't (as yet) on any political lists -- just, y'know,  to check.

Getting all verklempt: Brilliant, but it hurts. Three to go. #ColbertReport http://t.co/... pic.twitter.com/9ImHNlMflD — Sharilyn Johnson (@thirdbeat) December 16, 2014 But the world goes on: #TDSBreakingNews Americans approve torture by 2-to-1. So it's official, even torture is more popular than Congress. — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) December 17, 2014 I meet a lot of celebs, but tonight was one for the #bucketlist @PaulMcCartney shook my hand as I cane offstage and told me I was funny. — aasif mandvi (@aasif) December 16, 2014 Ever wonder why pple in #southdakota jerk and drive? Ck out my report tonight on @TheDailyShow — aasif mandvi (@aasif) December 16, 2014 Um. Gonna have to get up at dawn again tomorrow, so you'll have to let me know whether to skip that.