Fainting couch deployed, commence dramatic meltdown.
Fainting couch deployed, commence dramatic meltdown.
Republican presidential candidate and actual American senator Ted Cruz joined Fox News host Sean Hannity on Hannity's radio show to foam and sputter about today's Supreme Court decision granting marriage equality
even though Ted Cruz didn't want them to.
Ted Cruz: Today is some of the darkest 24 hours in our nation's history.
Sean Hannity: I ... I couldn't say it more eloquently.
Oh, no doubt. Marriage equality is right up there with the Civil War and 9/11. It's what would happen if Pearl Harbor and the Trail of Tears got together and lynched black Americans in the Japanese internment camps. Letting two men or two women sign their names as life partners at the county courthouse is
just like that.
Is there ever a day that goes by that Ted Cruz doesn't consider the worst thing he's ever witnessed? Once again I find myself stumped as to how any of these people even muster the courage to leave their homes.
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