Donald Trump said today that having the government track Muslims in this country is a good idea, and that a national data-base to register them would require little more than good management. He also would not rule out having them carry papers that identify them as Muslims.
There is only one problem with this – it’s old school.
Does this man live in cave? Does he not realize that, today, we have the technology to do so much more and to do it so much better? Today, we could implant chips in Muslims that automatically report their location continuously. This is a classic example of American ingenuity meeting good management, and, once the chips are in, it opens a slew of possibilities.
There are the obvious ones, of course, like Amazon being able to send them targeted advertising based on places they visit. But think out of the box, here. Anytime a terrorist attack occurred, or just any crime, we immediately would know which Muslims to arrest. We could create no-go zones for Muslims, such as anywhere that Christians are known to gather. Were a Muslim brazen enough to enter an established no-go zone, he would be subject to increasing shocks from the implant until he left. Anytime more than two Muslims gathered in the same room, they all get shocked until one leaves. We could shock Muslims anytime the implanted sensors determined they were praying. The possibilities are endless, but, the best of all just might alleviate forever the terror that all right-thinking Americans feel at the very thought of a Muslim. We can implant canisters along with the chips. Then, should the President ever decide that Americans felt so threatened that there was no option left other than the Final Solution – well, you get the idea. Come on Donald, get with the program!
My momma always said, “Crazy is as crazy does.”
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