Hello, hoomins. It is I, #Hawkpup, last seen at a climate rally in February 2013 when I was a puppee. I am still a puppee. My hoomin has been talking #Earth2Perris for months, so I decided to organize another climate rally. Or two. Or three. Sadly, I’m on the no-fly-unless-crated list, so I had to organize in California.
Here I am on November 29 while my hoomin said something about prosecution of Exxon. She was yelling loud about Jerry Brown signing SB 185, the coal divestment bill, so I barked louder. I iz helpful! Then she yelled louder about telling Kamala Harris to put Exxon in jail and everyone cheered, so I barked more!
Bark Obama (“Bo,” for short) got to go to Perris. He is a very handsome black and white spaniel. I am rescued, and people think that I am part German shepherd but mostly happee puppee.
Everyone loved seeing me at the climate rally and I loved seeing everyone. It was exhausting!
On December 12 it was time for another climate rally! This one is in Porter Ranch, where a methane leak smells worse than poop and makes kids and doggies sick. The hoomins wore red to draw a red line against fossil fuels. I got to keep an eye on the crowd when Richard Mathews spoke. He is running for State Senate and is a longtime Kossack. My hoomin sez: he is very smart, and fierce on climate change, and been working on the front lines of the gas leak since they found it October 23, and has a plan to shut it all down, and he agrees with Bernie Sanders on the issues. I sez: issues, shmissues, he gives me tummy rubs. Extra! read all about it in the Valley News!
Is that enough excitement for one day? Naw.
My hoomin said we needed to go to another climate rally in Port Hueneme on the same day, so I got to go to the beach! NRG Energy wants to build a natural gas (smelly stuff) plant right on the beach, where the water will be in a few years thanx to sea level rise, which sounds dumb because I don’t like to get my paws wet and neither do most hoomins. If you agree, you should get on a bus and go to San Francisco December 17.
I don’t understand this “fossil fuel” stuff. They are made from dead dinosaurs and they smell yucky. I would not want anyone making fuels from dead doggies. It is much better to lie in the sunshine and chase the wind.
And the best part is: when I was done going to climate rallies, my hoomin said it worked!!! they came to a paw circle agreement in Perris!
So I napped.
Saving the world is hard work.