It's not you, it's them.
It's been few years now
since Verizon ended the pretense that the company was going to use the huge tax breaks it got to build broadband, to actually build broadband. Of course, this was years and years after Verizon had already made a
habit of
stealing billions from taxpayers. Finally, we have a big map that shows you all of the work that Verizon did, investing in broadband. You know, all of that money the company spent that required most of us to hand over tax break after tax break.
You can interact with the map here. Try not to use your fists while interacting.