It's all about perception. For example: The lobsters in the kitchen on the Titanic were giddy when the ship sank.
Humans are like M&Ms. We're different colors but the same on the inside. What I'm trying to say is you shouldn't eat only white people.
We are never as virtuous as we think we are. Our motives are never as pure as in our own minds.
Arguing politics is like trying to convince someone their baby isn't cute.
I found $100 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy Nerf guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy weed, Nerf guns and candy".
That awkward moment when all the white people in the bar don't know if the song is "Ice Ice Baby" or "Under Pressure".
If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.