NBC Mission Statement:
To create respectful captive lives for non-releasable wild birds, provide responsible knowledge about wild birds and promote the professional ethics and standards in the field of captive animal management.
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Native Bird Connections
Ooops that's the wrong NBC -- but that Mission Statement is just as apt as the ones floated by that other NBC ...
Even if -- the real one's not "for the birds" ...
Nothing like a little 'understatement and irony', to get those new recruits through the HR door, eh?
NBCUniversal -- Careers
Our Credo
We are in business to create and deliver content so compelling it entertains, informs and shapes our world.
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We believe in doing the right thing and treating people the right way. We think integrity and honesty are the foundation of a productive working environment. We take our business seriously, but do not take ourselves too seriously.
We are passionate about what we do and take pride in what we create. We have a pioneering spirit and are willing to take risks and embrace new technologies. We like to keep score and win.
As we grow our businesses together, we will not just anticipate the future, but rather create, invent and deliver it.
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NBCUniversal
Here is the missing NBC Mission Statement -- in search of that elusive Corporate Bottomline ...
General Electric-NBC/Universal
While GE NBC Universal lacks an clearly defined mission statement, they offer this brief description on their website:
“NBCUniversal is one of the world’s leading media and entertainment companies in the development, production, and marketing of entertainment, news, and information to a global audience. NBCUniversal owns and operates a valuable portfolio of news and entertainment television networks, a premier motion picture company, significant television production operations, a leading television stations group, and world-renowned theme parks. Comcast Corporation owns a controlling 51% interest in NBCUniversal, with GE holding a 49% stake.”
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www.nbcuni.com
Or more to the comedic point:
NBC News chief’s mission statement shortens to ‘SUC’
While NBC is on a drive to push “Today,” there’s snickering at 30 Rock about NBC News president Deborah Turness’ mission statement buzzwords “Substance, Uplift and Connection” -- which translate to SUC for short.
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But a source said, “People are joking that their mission statement ‘SUCs.’ ”
With all the "valuable" "entertaining" "non-serious" "uplifting" 24-7 Trump coverage "they've invented" lately
-- I'd say "Mission Accomplished!" -- NBC officially 'Sucs.'
Heckuva Job there, News "creators" ... Trump will be forever in your debt --
Not. Not in a million free press-conferences.