Hillary Is The Most Qualified Candidate Since Washington, plus, also, an alligator in a tutu.

Jimmy Crackcorn

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Saturday January 30, 2016 · 9:53 PM PST

2016/01/30 · 21:53

Bernie is sitting pretty with 3,000,000 million donations, so what’s a competing campaign to do?? Why, ask for $1 donations, of course. Apparently, this is the work of the Ragin’ Cajun himself, James Carville. This attempt to fluff the statistics of the lagging Clinton campaign is transparent at best:

"I don't mean to be cranky, but what in the hell is that all about?!," Carville wrote in a fundraising email for Clinton Saturday. "We've got the best chance we've ever had to put a woman in the White House, and oh, by the way, she just happens to be the most qualified candidate maybe since General George Washington himself!!"

Snark, it’s not, nor is it written by the Onion, but it is crunch time and this race is tighter than a tutu in an alligator, and this is the Hill where Clinton has decided to plant its flag.

Won’t you make a $1 donation to help offset the $824,402 given by Citigroup Inc, or the $760,740 given by Goldman Sachs, or the $700,530 given by DLA Piper, or the $696,456 given by JPMorgan Chase & Co, or the $636,564 given by Morgan Stanley , or the $609,68 given by EMILY's List , or the $501,831 given by Time Warner, or the $469,290 given by Skadden, Arps et al, or the $417,327 given by University of California , or the $369,150 given by Sullivan & Cromwell, or the $364,478 given by Akin, Gump et al , or the $362,853 given by Lehman Brothers, or the $340,936 given by 21st Century Fox , or the $336,613 given by Cablevision Systems, or the $329,141 given by Kirkland & Ellis , or the $328,312 given by National Amusements Inc, or the $328,306 given by Squire Patton Boggs, or the $327,890 given by Greenberg Traurig LLP, or the $322,450 $304,450 given by Corning Inc, or the $318,120 given by Credit Suisse Group?

Every $1 contribution helps make it look like those guys don’t have a say in your future!

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