Trump says he doesn't remember ever playing golf with Samuel L. Jackson—Jackson smashes him

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A few days ago an interview with famous actor (an avid golf fan) Samuel Jackson hit the internets. In it, Jackson mused about how Donald Trump was a terrible cheat at the game of golf. This echoed numerous other accounts of the Don’s (possibly) pathological ability to delude himself into believing he’s as great as he says he is. The news story spread just enough for the orange-headed-Republican-frankenstein-monster to give one of his patented, perfectly blunt and dullard responses on Twitter.

I don’t know @SamuelLJackson, to best of my knowledge haven't played golf w/him & think he does too many TV commercials—boring. Not a fan.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 5, 2016

Hehe. Well, that solves that. Donald Trump isn’t a liar, you are! Samuel L. Jackson posted an Instagram photo of the receipt Trump’s golf club sent him (which has since been taken down).

Jackson responded Tuesday night by posting an apparent bill from Trump's New Jersey golf club on his Instagram account.

"A bill from the guy that doesn't know me & never golfed with me! I'm gonna Block his ass too!" he exclaimed in the post. (It has since been taken down, perhaps because the bill included his apparent home address.)

A little more damning was Jackson’s follow-up Instagram screengrab of fellow actor, and apparently the other guy playing with both Trump and Jackson that day, Anthony Anderson:

In the academic world that’s called “multiple attestation.” In the detective racket it’s called “corroborating testimony.” The point of it all is this: Donald Trump is such a pathological liar I’m afraid he cannot face the truth of anything without turning into a salt statue and blowing away in the wind.