I’m a night owl. I like to stay up late. Hey, it’s America, right? There isn’t a crime against such behavior.
Yet.
But if that fascist creep in the cover photo above has his way, he’ll most likely get some legislation passed by his Republican cronies for putting sleeping curfews on near-60, ne’er-do-well writers and journalists. Yes, folks, that’s me. And that’s him, too.
And Hannity’s such a knucklehead that he’ll most likely cause all six of his viewers on the late-late-night Faux News slot — somewhere between the insomniac zone of What’s His Name and those lame wannabe comics on "Red Eye" or “Dead Eye” or “Oh, Laugh & Look At I" to go to bed and get some much needed rest and respite.
Say what you want about Yours Truly in the comment thread below, but I honestly can’t see how this talentless hack, this Sean Hannity creep, ever got past a DJ’ing job on an AM radio station way out there in the swamps of Louisiana or on the upper Peninsula of Michigan. He’s got all the personality and charm of a gila monster or a moray eel.
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For starters, if you missed it (and believe me, you really didn’t miss much), but I’ll just give you the abridged version - ‘ a book report ‘ of sorts- of this madman’s rave here:
Fade to White: Hannity came out snapping and snarling on the most power-hungry name in news, like the true attack dog of the Alt-Right which he is (let’s be honest now, he most likely wears this dishonor like a war medal) . Sanity Depraved Sean snapped and snarled for a ridiculous amount of time how students on the USA’s college and university campuses should not be allowed out of class to protest and organize against what many of them see as the Trumpenfuhror. To paraphrase a bit, Hannity told these whining, liberal, entitled kids to just get over it because whether they like it or not, Donald Trump will be our next President. Number 45. He also said that if they have so much free time that they have every day to protest, they should go out and get jobs. Just like he did when he was their age. He said something about washing dishes at a restaurant. Or was it grinding metal in a foundry? Or was it plowing a corn field in his Daddy’s back yard? I kind of tuned out right here, honestly. I had to take a piss and get another glass of ice water. Oh, and I caught a smoke outside since right now I’m suffering from bronchitis and don’t want to breathe in my own second-hand smoke.
Anyhow, Hannity the Hun criticized our best and brightest as being nothing more than a bunch of whining crybabies and in his sarcastic miserable way, even blasted some of them for having “support dogs” as comfort in this time on national distress.
Well, the way I see it, a little beagle “support dog” is thrown into the pit with a true killer fighting dog like this Hannity hack, who’s nothing more than a noisemaker who is now trying to get rid of the First Amendment. Yes, Hannity, along with the ‘Commander of Tweets” seem to be obsessed these days with journalists saying bad things about the Trumpenfuhror, who doesn’t like any reporter to say a bad snippet or what-not about The Omnipotent One at all.
And Hannity also lashed out in his acerbic way, throwing venomous vitriol at celebrities who were caught on crying jags right after Hillary lost the presidential election to The Trumpster. Most of the famous folks were women, by the way, like Chelsea Handler, Miley Cyrus, and a few pop culture icons I’ve never really heard of — and keep in mind the writer is like someone who’s lived in a cave since the `80’s, when his own love affair with pop culture came to an abrupt halt. At any rate, the poor girls were in a state of hysteria and dread — can you blame them after all the misogyny and hateful spew this Neanderthal threw their way during his batshit crazy presidential campaign fiasco? And let’s not forget Billy Bush and the bus. There was a poor woman — let's just call her a "victim" - on that bus with them, don’t you know. Listen to that dang thing and figure it out yourself!
Switching channels back and forth, I saw the only talented pundit Fox News has had on — Megyn Kelly — who can actually be “fair and honest” now and then, tell Anderson Cooper that Trump is so hateful that he threatened to ruin her with his tweeting mechanism. Yeppers, just like the orange-haired one was holding an ice axe! And oh, Megyn also told some horror stories about the “Commander of Tweet’s” vindictive, diabolical, and violent side. “The Donald” turned true Trumpensteinian on Ms. Kelly, a wife, mother, and yes, a sensitive young woman with emotions and feelings - threatening her with bodily harm, perhaps even worse. That’ s what Megyn told Anderson, anyhow. . . .
I don’t tweet, by the way. I have Twitter but it’s a joke. Tweeting is something that birds do. And Trumpenfuhrors. And sadistic 8th graders who want the lonely kid at school to go home and hang or shoot herself.
And oh, another guest on Hannity’s show last night — Old Reliable Newt Gingrich, Trump’s Mini-Me and Old Ned Hannity Batman's Robin — referred to “The Donald" as “he’s building his empire”. Building his empire? Isn’t that what Roman Emperors and Egyptian Pharaohs did? Get real, you miserable, stupid, delusional hack of a political washout!
Scary stuff.
Indeed.
Even scarier, all day long I heard on various national cable news networks, including none other than CNN, of “purges”. Yes, “The Donald” seems to like this Eastern Bloc — or more appropriately — Russian - term. And hey, isn’t that what happened to On 20 August 1940? in his study, Russian Leader Leon Trotsky was attacked by Ramón Mercader, who used an ice axe as a weapon. Yikes! Purges can be very ugly, can’t they?
It’s time for a little "book report” of a history snippet now: The blow to Leon Trotsky's head was bungled and failed to kill Trotsky instantly, as Mercader had intended. Witnesses stated that Trotsky spat on Mercader and began struggling fiercely with him, which resulted in Mercader's hand being broken. Menshevik “loser" Leon Trotsky dying at the age of 60 as a result of loss of blood and shock, because that's what the Bolshevik "winner" decided to do. Yes, friends and neighbors, this is a "purge" and we just don't have this word in our American political vernacular. But hey, "The Commander of Tweets" has brought Moscow to our national sacred grounds since he’s become President Elect, hasn’t he? Didn’t I warn you here about an American presidential hopeful who is enamored by dictators? Didn’t I tell ya’all that this nutcase might just be a dictator himself?
Believe it or not, last night’s Hannity was rather tame and lame, except for the opening rants and raves which were nothing more than a convoluted mess of ad hominem attacks against our young people on American college and university campuses — who, as I’ve already mentioned, are deeply concerned about what they’ve seen for all too long now — the behavior of a Trumpensteinian monster who's own father sent him to a military elementary school (or something) because even at a young age, “The Donald" was a spoiled, crazy, unruly little freak.
It’s clear that Hannity wants acceptance here from our nation’s young college students. Maybe even apathy. When I was a young college lad, Reagan was in power and the Republicans loved apathy. But Sean, Hillary Clinton won the popular vote. A lot of us wanted her elected as #45, not the President Elect "Commander of Tweets". And our young college and university buckaroos aren’t dumb, pal. That’s why their parents sent them to colleges and universities.
And oh, if you missed Hannity Wednesday, Kellyanne Conway made a brief appearance in her normal talking head space, telling all who were watching that the bumbling billionaire will create jobs, jobs, and even more jobs, with all his isolationistic policies. No, Kellyanne, Trump's economy will see such austerity and depravity that Stephen Harper will look like an economic genius.
Oh, Kellyanne didn’t say that about isolationistic policies, I did, mind you. Kellyanne is much smarter than this; and although none of us on the left like her all that much, we’d hate to see her “purged” when she is in line to become the next White House press secretary. And although such “purging” here in the Land of Opportunity doesn’t hurt all that much, or at least, not yet, like Trotsky’s “purge” had to have been as painful as all hell, we’d hate to see Ms. Conway have to accept a cushy job in the higher ranks of a corporate structure somewhere, now wouldn’t we?
And oh, another thing, that Duck Dynasty guy was on — the guy that wears that red, white, and blue bandana around his head. I don’t know his name, but I guess he’s the head duck whistle company guy. I don't really care what his silly name is, honestly. I never watch Duck Dynasty since it has all the intellectual substance of having a diet of fiberglass and antifreeze. I have a young relative who loves the duck whistle manufacturing freaks. He thinks they're funny. I don't. I think they're dangerous.
Anyhow, Mr. Red, White & Blue Raghead and Sean talked about going fishing sometime, but Hannity said he was just too busy for such a luxury. And they talked a bit about how all in the family down there in those mansions built on their fame — not their duck whistles - are very religious and pious sorts who love to see such a “Christian” man like Donald Trump as our new President Elect, and they even managed to have a few laughs, which sounded a lot like what spotted hyenas would yelp and yap out there on the Serengeti at three win the wee. Which it’s becoming now. Anyhow, the old man’s tired and needs some rest. I hope you enjoyed this “book report” on the varied strains of insanity about Sean Hannity’s last night antics, who might just be “purged” himself if he gets on “The Donald’s” bad side. Which I’m sure he will, since it's quite in his psychological makeup.
I guess there’s a late local news anchor job open in Flint, Mich., Sean. Perhaps it will still be open in late January, when you say something “The Commander of Tweets’ just can’t tolerate from ah-ha, ha-hem, a journalist.
God speed.