On the first day of Christmas, the Chamber sent to me:
A lawsuit against the EPA.
On the second day of Christmas, the Chamber sent to me:
Two attack ads
and a lawsuit against the EPA.
On the third day of Christmas, the Chamber sent to me:
Three trade deals
Two attack ads
and a lawsuit against the EPA.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Chamber sent to me:
Four lobbyists
Three trade deals
Two attack ads
and a lawsuit against the EPA.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Chamber sent to me:
Five fouled streams
Four lobbyists
Three trade deals
Two attack ads
and a lawsuit against the EPA.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Chamber sent to me:
Six banks a cheating
Five fouled streams
Four lobbyists
Three trade deals
Two attack ads
and a lawsuit against the EPA.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Chamber sent to me:
Seven workers hurting
Six banks a cheating
Five fouled streams
Four lobbyists
Three trade deals
Two attack ads
and a lawsuit against the EPA.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Chamber sent to me:
Eight swamps a filling
Seven workers hurting
Six banks a cheating
Five fouled streams
Four lobbyists
Three trade deals
Two attack ads
and a lawsuit against the EPA.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Chamber gave to me:
Nine lawyers arbitrating
Eight swamps a filling
Seven workers hurting
Six banks a cheating
Five fouled streams
Four lobbyists
Three trade deals
Two attack ads
and a lawsuit against the EPA.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Chamber gave to me:
Ten laws a cutting
Nine lawyers arbitrating
Eight swamps a filling
Seven workers hurting
Six banks a cheating
Five fouled streams
Four lobbyists
Three trade deals
Two attack ads
and a lawsuit against the EPA.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Chamber gave to me:
Eleven pipelines bursting
Ten laws a cutting
Nine lawyers arbitrating
Eight swamps a filling
Seven workers hurting
Six banks a cheating
Five fouled streams
Four lobbyists
Three trade deals
Two attack ads
and a lawsuit against the EPA.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Chamber gave to me:
Twelve smokestacks belching
Eleven pipelines bursting
Ten laws a cutting
Nine lawyers arbitrating
Eight swamps a filling
Seven workers hurting
Six banks a cheating
Five fouled streams
Four lobbyists
Three trade deals
Two attack ads
and a lawsuit against the EPA.
