Hillary Clinton is a RABID WOLVERINE!

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Thursday February 25, 2016 · 2:28 PM PST

2016/02/25 · 14:28

Screen_Shot_2016-02-25_at_1.55.58_PM.png — This is an actual picture of her.

Hillary Clinton is also a bloodless zombie.

She’s a North Korean spy… she’s best friends with Paris and Nicole… she’s the bad cholesterol in that chalupa you made the mistake of eating last night.

The “so called” former Democratic Secretary of State/Senator from New York/First Lady and Life Long Activist is REALLY... the creator of 98% of all elevator music… a secret Republican… the clandestine lover of your Conservative Uncle Fester.

(Seriously, she’s been all-nekkid with Uncle Fester.)

Remember that woman from the commercial for Life-Alert? The one who “fell down” and “can’t get up”?

She didn’t really fall.

That woman was PUSHED… BY HILLARY CLINTON!

Hillary Clinton is a whore… a racist… a reverse reverse reverse reverse sexist.

She’s a bedwetter who ate the organic spinach, mushroom and quinoa lasagna that you left in the WORK fridge with YOUR NAME ON IT.

Hillary Clinton has not one penis, but two… and they both lean right.

Hillary Clinton is not only every terrible thing you say she is… she’s SO MUCH WORSE.

And given all this… I just figured if we put all the ridiculous demagoguery in one diary, them maybe we could return… soonish… to figuring out how to elect Democrats.

Poll
342 votes Show Results
Worst Hillary Clinton Trait?

Her Breath Smells Like Axe Body Spray

Her Shadow In The Shape Of The Devil

Her Support of the No More Cake Act

Her Arms Are Too Short To Box With God

Those Two Penisis

342 votes Vote Now!
Worst Hillary Clinton Trait?

Her Breath Smells Like Axe Body Spray

9%

32 votes

Her Shadow In The Shape Of The Devil

86 votes

Her Support of the No More Cake Act

85 votes

Her Arms Are Too Short To Box With God

68 votes

Those Two Penisis

71 votes

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Hillary Clinton is a RABID WOLVERINE!

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