“It’s just for fun,” said Yolanda Smile, a supervisor at famous hot dog stand The Wiener’s Circle. “Absolutely not any kind of political statement.”
As a way to welcome Donald Trump to Chicago for his Friday rally, and to play upon the GOP Debate discussion on man-parts, a wiener eatery will be selling “Trump Footlongs” which are 3-inches long. Combo packs of the little wieners will also be made available to customers, including a Trump “Super Pac.” Derek De Koff with LGBT Nation has a bit of fun with the concept in his story.
“Protesters can re-energize by stuffing their faces with the franks, which we should mention are just for fun and are not intended to be any kind of political statement.
However, by selling the snacks, the owners might be subtly telegraphing their suspicions that Donald Trump has a very small penis.”
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To stay on safe side (physically safe, because Trump supporters can be vicious) I’ll buy into the “non-political side” of their clever promotion — and wish them a record-selling Wiener’s Circle day. Satire and humor have been known to help and/or hinder a candidate during their presidential/vice presidential runs (e.g. Tina Fey’s “Sarah Palin”). Here’s hoping this comedy contributes to breaking this candidate. Perhaps, given the level of ignorance that seems prevalent in some Trump supporters (well, all Trump supporters), it would be no surprise they would be also ignorant enough to leave Trump based on the size of his hot dog.
Kind of reminds me of that 80’s commercial, Where’s The Beef?