As a public service, because some here seem to be a tad confused…
THIS is a republican:
Douchbagus Republicanus
...if elected he’ll be allowed to nominate a judge to the Court of The Supremes and that judge will then take complete control of the remote that operates your vagina.
Here’s another Republican…
Tear off this mask, you’ll find the face of a very evil sea turtle.
...who thinks that fact that the earth is getting warner is due to the fact that God has chosen to warm us... with his omnipresent flatulence.
This is also a Republican…
Don’t you wanna… just… punch his face.
...and he’s part of this thing called the Republican majority in Congress. He’s why America can’t have nice things... like a living minimum wage, prison reform or free buffalo wings.
(OK, not so much with the buffalo wings, but the other stuff, yes.)
This is a Republican…
This Republican is missing the usual dangly parts.
...which may be confusing because she’s happens to be a WO-MAN.
But she’s still white… and a Christian... so don’t panic.
And despite the fact that she’s got that second X chromosome, she’s still got “GUNZ FOR EVERYONE” tatted on the tramp stamp of her soul.
More Republicans…
Kinda has a Putin feel about him, no?
...and this…
He has no lower teeth. No, I’m serious.
And this…
Nothing funny to say here.
And then there’s THIS…
“Wanna know how big my dong is?”
...who is less “Republican” and more “Your Worst Nightmare,” but 98.5443287% he’s going to be the Republican nominee for President and so… basically… a Republican.
I bring all this up, because just about now is the time you… and you… and you… and yes, you in the back with the foam finger…. should use your considerable charm, wit, and guile to make sure none of them are allowed to represent any large or small part of this great country of ours.
Mock them. Expose them. Out organize them.
Defeat them.
Oh… wait… two more things.
This is NOT a Republican…
He’s got a D in front of his name.
...nor is this…
Been a Democrat all her adult life.
Thank you for your time.
