Hello, hoomins. Last time you saw me I was saving the world from climate change at a couple of rallies. This time, my peeps said it’s time to Break Free! so I got really exzited!
I got taken for a walk by 2,000 people! it was the best!
Bill McKibben, who my hoominz say is a very important person, gave me a back scratch. Then he talked with the people about fossil fuels, which are old dinosaurs, and to make things worser are moved around by bomb trains, which are even scarier than last Forth of July.
They are drilling for oil and making REALLY BIG holes in the ground in people’s backyards, and it is making people sick.
My hoomins buy strawberries from Oxnard, which has the Best Strawberries In The Known Universe, and then I get up on the counter and knock them to the floor and eat one before I forget that I don’t really like to eat them, I just like to make a big mess because it’s funny! and last winter I went to Oxnard to go to the beach and look adorable while people tried to stop NRG from building a power plant on the beach. True story! They’re still trying.
This is Tom Steyer, who my hoomins say is a very important person, talking about climate change as a problem requiring political will to solve. My hoomins agree, which is why RL Miller (my chief Food Person) started up Climate Hawks Vote, to go into Democratic primaries and elect people like Sellus Wilder (I can haz wilder too!) and Nanette Barragan and stare at the compooter when I need tummy rubs. Very annoying! Also, the internetz say it might not really be Tom Steyer because he’s not whearing a tartan tie.
I have some sad nooz. I thought that I would break free from my leash! but it turns out that it was just breaking free from fossil fuels and saving the world, like that’s more important or something. Oh well. But I still had fun becuz everyone who met me loved me.
Then I went home and slept and rested. And this morning I haz renewable energy to run around more!
Climate rallies are fun!