Eric Greitens is good at shooting very high-powered ammunition
Missouri’s governor race is up for grabs. Jay Nixon cannot run anymore and Missouri Attorney General, former Republican State Senator, Chris Koster will be running on the Democratic ticket. If you are an already conservative Democrat, who can the Republican Party put up against you? Former Navy Seal and high-powered gun enthusiast Eric Greitens, that’s who. This one begins with a voiceover while a series of gun shots we will call “gun porn,” is edited together:
Eric Greitens is under attack from Obama’s Democratic machine, they’re trying to steal another Missouri election. But Eric Greitens is a warrior who when he fights will bring out the big guns.
My. Brain. Hurts.
He has a lot of ammunition. I mean, what the fuck is he shooting all of those bullets at?
Oh. Maybe he’s shooting at ducks?
Here’s another one of Greitens’ ads where he explains to you, in no uncertain terms, that he is a political outsider who has a very unique skill-set that will help him create a better Missouri—he’s good with semi-automatic guns. Oh, he also blows something up in a field in this one too! Boom!
Listen, he’s not a “career politician.” But Greitens will take huge money from morally bankrupt rapists.
One of the people who attended a California fundraiser this week for Republican candidate for governor Eric Greitens was his largest donor, a Silicon Valley investor accused in a lawsuit of sexually abusing a woman for 13 years and subjecting her to “countless hours of forced sodomy.”
The fundraiser occurred after Sequoia Capital severed ties with the donor, Michael Goguen, who was a partner in the firm, as a result of the litigation. Sequoia acted Saturday as news stories about the lawsuit began to be published. Goguen’s trust gave Greitens $1 million in two donations last year.
He didn’t return the money. If you want to know what kind of guy this Goguen is, you can read all about him and learn about how he agreed to pay the woman $40 million to settle a case, and has subsequently tried to only pay out $10 million.
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