Igor Glovesoff (New York): While Mrs. Clinton apprised herself well in last night's debate, controversy arose concerning her reserved demeanor. Bad-Ass Bannon wanted to know what it would be like to have a President who couldn't effectively tell off Vlad the Impaler in coito, that is, as he was screwing the USA's digital infrastructure in his typical thugly fashion. "Go, Vlad!" As BA Bannon continued, he carefully chose his words with this Times reporter.
"Mrs. Clinton had her chance and just like with First-Strike Nukes, if a President can't get it out quickly, the American people are gonna be toast. I mean it; she had her chance on the Tax issue. When Mr. Trump did a Rook-to-Queen-7 and declared Checkmate with "When my audit is complete and you show me yours (30,000 emails), I'll show you mine (my Big Fat ... errr .. Tax Returns), Mr. Putin woulda in strength and not from behind (Mr. P. never does it from behind) responded: Vell, Komrade Hills .... y'should sed ... Vhen you show us your BF Tax Returns, da Kremlin vould let you run for Prezident of Politburo. Vhat ist she? still a yokel from the Buro of Scranton, PA vhich I vill take over as soon as Krimea settles down?"
In the Meantime, the New York Post concluded that the Nation was equally divided between those who believe the Scoring of the Thrilla from Hofstra was best scored by the Trump News and its focus on Holding-It-In or by The New York Times that focused on whether Mrs. Clinton could Get-It-Out. Indeed, 97 Million people were waiting for the report from the authoritative also-Russian staff at the:
Anon E. Maus (New York): While the Post Editorial Staff is aware of the pressing need for clarity from last night's debate in the neck-and-neck battle of the Titans — TRUMP TIMES and the NEW YORK TIMES -- it has concluded from reliable sources that the election hinges on the controversy about Melania the Beautiful. Our staff was first to break the news that Melania would be the healthiest looking (well, each of you knows what we mean by "looking" ... "It's a question of stamina") First Lady in the History of Our Democracy. We know that Abigail Adams and Bess Truman, that Barbara Bush and even Michelle Obama were all lacking in the transparency that the American Public demands from the dudes and dudettes among the Washington Elite who have so thoroughly embarrassed our Country. One of the staffers who only eats the biblically mandated quadripedals with cloven hooves, who also chew their cuds (the one who Chaiffetz was heard maybe saying: He could be a Muslim!), pointed out that all these First Ladies were like pigs who put their cloven feet out for inspection but kept their mouths shut so you wouldn't know they didn't chew their cuds ... or give you the idea that they could chew on anything else.
In the meantime, there was some question as to whether it was Carville or Cuban, Castro or the Secret Service, or maybe someone from The Hawaii Ledger who gave Melania the code-name HRT ... The investigative reporters at the Post have yet been unsuccessful in determining what three letter phrase HRT abbreviated. Hallie Jackson who won a spelling bee in her senior year of High School in 2008 ruled out Hormone Replacement Therapy as unlikely and was heard opining: "Spelling matters!" We heard somewhere reliable that it has something to do with Mr. Trump getting over his long young adult years at Studio 54. We're still workin' on that one, Folks.Get back to you before we see Mr. Trump's Taxes.
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OK, OK ... I'm being silly. But putting Secretary Clinton on stage with a 70 year old who is somehow going to become informed about how to run a Country in a moment-in-time when the World is at or near the abyss, as if he were General Contractor on a tall building in Dubai is pure lunacy. Frankly and speaking as a Social Security Aged Man, the plasticity of the prefrontal cortical area don’t allow for this kind of on-the-job-learning.
Speaking from experience, like Hillary Clinton, I know what I know ... She wasn't my first choice but this is no time to be picky. Dammit. She knows her stuff. Hiring Anna to return from Siam for a 70 year old Little Rich Kid Prince (or Old Man Me, for that matter) who at this age demonstrably knows little but who has come to believe that he knows more about everything than anyone and that whatever comes out of him is Golden and beyond criticism ... Oy!
Hey! Gather ye Lemmings and March On!!!
Someone claimed that Drumpf surrogate, Kristie Kreme was heard saying: "The galling bitch had the nerve to prepare for 40 years for a job? Can'ya'imagine? Now, sit down!"
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