Hannity's Figured It Out: CIA Spoofed Russians to Hack DNC to Elect Trump To Destroy Trump.

Monitoring Hannity at work can be a little mind bending but as I am captive to the broadcast I might as well let ya’ll know what shit for brains is babbling about today.

As always this report is up to the minute horseshit, with no transcript or links for confirmation...so you’ll have to trust me.

Today he spent a lot of time on Trump care, discussing with members of the Freedumb Caucus various ways to make the Trumpcare Bill more odious, blithely ignoring the fact that in it’s present odious iteration it has about as much chance to clear the Senate as Hannity has of getting with Susan Sarandon.

Lots of stupid in those segments.

But the dollop of whip cream on this shit-pie of a show was when he talked about his bud Julian Assange’s latest dump.

Speaking softly lest his iPhone gossip with his Cappuccino Machine, Hannity discussed this tidbit which he found God knows where but which, as you can see, I took from Reuters:

“Stuart McClure, CEO of Cylance, an Irvine, California, cyber security firm, said that one of the most significant disclosures shows how CIA hackers cover their tracks by leaving electronic trails suggesting they are from Russia, China and Iran rather than the United States.”

So from this he formulated my headline.

(paraphrased, obviously)

You see Fancy Bear and Cozy Bear were really Yogi and Smokey at Langley spoofing the Russians while hacking the DNC with Boo-Boo. They were diabolically plotting to wound Hillary to elect Trump sos they could destroy him later at their leisure.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Just another day in Hannity World....