Incoming press secretary Sean Spicer has called for all right thinking americans to stop mocking the PEOTUS Donald Trump. www.politicususa.com/...
However, If some of you simply cannot help yourselves — and you must mock someone, consider mocking someone else instead.
He’s tough and I’ll bet he can take a humorous barb or two.
So, layoff POETUS and pick instead on someone else, anyone of a few hundred others. Here is a list if you need inspiration www.thehypertexts.com/...
Agent Orange
Agent of Deranged Change
Alpha Molester
America's Black Mole
America's Burst Appendix
Amnesty Don
The Angry Cheeto
Angry Orange Creamsicle
Antichrist
Art Deal and Mr. "Art of the Deal"
A$$aulter-in-Chief
A$$hole
Baby Fingers
Bag of Toxic Sludge
Baldfaced Crier
Barbecued Brutus
Barbarian at the Debate
John Baron
Barrel-Shouting Meatball Donald Trump
The Big Cheeto
Big Donald
The Bigoted Billionaire
The Bilious Billionaire
Birther Maniac
Blitzkrieg Bozo
Blowhard
Boiled Ham in a Wig
Boldfinger
The Boychurian Candidate
Bratman
Bribe of Chucky
The Bouffant Buffoon
Bully Boy
Bumbledore
Bush Baby
Bush Baby Fingers
The Bush Basher
The Bush Beater
Bushman
Bushmaster
Butternut Squash
Cancer in a Wig
Captain Chaos
Captain Crunch
Captain Outrageous
Captain Tantastic
The Chaos Candidate
Cheddar Boy
Cheez Doodle
Cheez Whiz
Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
Cheeto Jesus
Chicken Donald
Chimp-PAN-Zee
Cinnamon Hitler
Chickenhawk
Clown Prince of Politics
Comedy Entrapment
Commander-in-Grief
Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
Con-Dike Gold Rush
Corn Husk Doll Cursed by a Witch Donald Trump
The Cowardly Lyin'
Crybaby Prima Donald
Crybaby Trump
Creep Throat
Daddy Warbucks
The Daft Draft Dodger
Dainty Donald
Damien Trump
Damn Turd Pol
Dangerous Donald
Darth Hater
Darth TaxEVader
DDT
The Debate Hater
Decomposing Jack O'Lantern
Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
The Definer
Dehydrated Orange Peel
Demander-in-Chief
Der Groepenfuehrer
Der Trumpkopf
Diaper Don
Dickhead
Dickhead Dongle
Dingbat Donald
Dire Abby
Dishonest Don
The Disruptor
The Dick Tater
DJT
DiJiT – (rhymes with Digit – street slang for a person with a 2 digit IQ)
Dodgy Donald
The Don
Don the Con
Don Dementia
The Donald
Donald deGonad
Donald the Deadbeat
Donald Dingbat
Donald Dipshit
Donald Dodo
The Donaldmeister
Donald Doom
The Donimator
Donald Douche and the Bags
Donald Drumpf
Donald Duck
Donald Duck Doo-Doo
Donald Ducknuke
Donald Dump
Donald Gonad
Donald the Menace
Donald Tax-Duck
Don Goner
Donnie Darko
Donny
Donnybaby
Donnyboy
Donnybrook
Don of Orange
Draft Dodger
Dr. Strangelove
Duke Nuke 'Em
Dumbelldore
Dumbo
The Dumpster
Dump Tump
Ego Maniac
The Emperor with no Clothes
Evil
Itty Bitty Ball Trump
Failed Mail-Order Meat Salesman
Fascist Carnival Barker
Feral Shouting Meatball Donald Trump
Field Marshall Trump
Fifth Avenue Freeze-Out
Financially Embattled Thousandaire
Flat Top
Flipper
Flip Flopper
The Fomentor
The Fomentalist
Forrest Trump
Fragile Soul
Frisker-in-Chief
Frisky Frisker
The Frontrunner
Fruit of the Loom —
Fuckface von Clownstick
The Germinator
Genghis Cant
Gentle Donald
The Greatest Charlatan (of them all)
Golden Calf of Doom
God
God-Emperor Trump
Godzilla, with Less Foreign Policy Experience
Golden Wrecking Ball
The GOP's Unhinged Front-Runner
Government Expander
Gossamer-Skinned Bully
Grandpa Fucko
The Grand Wizard of Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory
Great Orange Hairball of Fear
The Great White Dope
The Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
Grope Dope
Groper-in-Chief
Halfwit Tweet Twit
Hair Apparent
Hair Furor
Hair Hitler
Head Twit
Herr Führer Trump
Herr Trump
The Human Amplifier
The Human Combover
The Human Corncob
The Human Bullhorn
Human-Toupee Hybrid
Humble — (Trump's suggestion for his Secret Service codename)
Humble Trump
Humble Cow Pie
Humpty Trumpty
Hurricane Donald
The im-POTUS
The Inane Interjector
Immigrant-Bashing Carnival Barker
In-Vet-Irate Liar
The ISIS Candidate
Jack the Gripper
John Baron, John Miller and John Barron — Donald Trump pseudonyms
John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
Job Security (for comedians)
Kelly's Zero
Killer Klown from Outer Space
King of Debt
King Leer
King of the Oompa Loompas
The Kingpin
King of Sleaze
King of Spin
King of the Whoppers
King Trump
King Twit
K-Mart Caesar
Kremlin's Klown
Lady Fingers
Liberals' Best Friend
Liberal Lip
Liberal Wannabe Strongman
Little Donnie Sissypants
Little Dutch Boy
Long Dong Trump
Loosin' Donald
Lord Dampnut
Lord Voldemort
Lurch
Machado Meltdown
The Mad Shambler
Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
Man-Baby
Mango Mussolini
Master Debater
Meathead
MEGA-low-maniac
Mein Furor
The Michelangelo of Ballyhoo
Mogul — his Secret Service code name
Moneydiaper McStupid
Mr. "Art of the Deal”
Mr. Brexit
Mr. Chickenhawk
Mr. Firepants
Mr. Inappropriate
Mr. Boinker Oinker
Mr. Macho
The Man of Steal (made in China)
Mr. Meticulous
Mr. Wiggy Piggy
Mussolini's Taint
Narcissistic Human Airhorn
The New Furor
New York Dork
New York Pork Dork
No More Donald
The Only Plausible GOP Nominee
Orange Anus
Orangeback Gorilla
Orange Bozo
Orange Caligula
Orange Clown
Orange-Hued Self-Immolator
Orange Julius
Orange Man
Orange Manatee
The Orange Messiah
Orange Moron
Orange Omen of Doom
Orange Slug
Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
Orange-Tufted A$$hole
OranguTAN
Panda Hair
Pander Hair
Party Pooper
Peripatetic Political Showman
Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
The Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
Pig Donald
Political Gutterball
Poor Donald
Poster Child of American Decline
POTUS WRECKS
The Predictable Endpoint of Republicanism
Prima Donald
Puffed Up Daddy
Der Pumpkin Führer
Pussy Posse
Putin's Gambit
Putin's Pet
Putin’s Puppett
Queens' Reich
Queer Orangutan
Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
Republican Rapture Inducer
Riptide of Regression
Rome Burning in Man Form
Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo
Ryan's Nope
Sack of Gilded Lunchmeat
Screaming Carrot Demon
Scrooge Grinch McGrump
Scrooge McTrump
Serial Feeler
Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
The Shambling Sasquatch
Shitler
Silver Spoon Donald
The Silver Spoon Scion
Snake Oil Salesman
Sniffles
Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
Sophomoric Sniveler
The Spin King
The Spinster
The Sinister Spinster
Stubby Baby Fingers Trump
Stuporman
The Suicide Bummer
The Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
The Talking Yam
Tan Dump Lord — anagram
The Tanning Bed Warning Label
Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter Donald Trump
Tangerine Jesus
Tangerine-Tinted Trash-Can Fire
Tangerine Tornado
The Teflon Don
Tepid Trumpeter
TelePrompTer Trump
Thin Skinned Orange Peel
Terroristic Man-Toddler
Tic-Tac-Dough
Tic-Tacky Trump
Tie-Coon (because his menswear line includes ties)
Timid Trumpster
The Tiny Fisted Emperor
Tiny Hands Trump
Tricky Trump
Tricky Don Trump
T-Rump
T rump
Trumpalump
Trumpamaniac
Trumparius
Trump Card
The Trumpet
Trump of Doom
Trumpdozer
Trumpelthinskin
Trumplestiltskin
Trumpenstein
Trumpinator
Trumple-Doodle-Doo-Doo
Trumpledore
Trumpletoes
Trumpling Dildo
Trumpmeister
Trumpocalypse — Markos Moulitsas on Daily Kos
Trumpster
Trumptastrophe — Chris McKay
Trumpthechumps
Trump the Grump
The Tufted Taliban
Twat Twit
Twitter-Drunk Donald
Twitter Flitter
Twitter Spitter
The Twitter Terror
Two-Bit Caesar
Two Pump Trump
UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
The UNA Bomber
Unreality King
Vanilla Isis
Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
Vet Evictor
Voldemort
Walking Punchline
Walking Talking Human Combover
Weak Donald
The Wedgie from West Palm
Whiny Don
Whiny Donald
The White Kanye
The Winning Whiner
World's Greatest Troll — FiveThirtyEight Politics
Xenophobic Sweet Potato Donald Trump
YUGE Asshole
YUGE Liar
Zen Master of Hate