You’ve been posting all election about how black people and immigrants smell funny too? You’re tired of hearing people whining about Obamacare? Don’t they know that we still have the Affordable Care Act? Amiright? Want to date me in a fact-free spin zone? Head on over to Trumpsingles.com.
The idea for the website came from David Goss, 35, when the lifelong Republican was socializing with his other conservative friends in February, according to the New York Post. TrumpSingles says its goal is "making dating great again," a twist on Trump's own catchphrase "Make America great again."
“I think there’s a special stigma when people say they’re supporting Trump, because of some of the brash things that he’s said,” Goss, an associate TV producer based in Santa Clarita, Calif., told the paper. “That immediately gets (projected) on his supporters, and it makes it hard for them when trying to date.”
The site was started with the idea that Trump supporters are super sad about people yelling at them for being racist and sexist assholes. So these patriots needed to find a “safe space” to meet like-minded bigots. Before you sign up, here are a few things you should know: according to The Daily Dot—who infiltrated the dating site this past summer—you’re going to not want to be “a fatty,” and if you live within 90 miles of New Orleans, the site is sort of a sausage party. After signing up and paying the subscription, changing her name to a racist cartoon hero and adding herself to the “hot list,” of super hot people, the Daily Dot author started getting some good matches.
No matter their pleas for "protecting our white children," desires to prevent women from voting, or demands that their lady have a class A firearm license, the fact that I signed up for the site meant that I fit the bill to be the girl of their dreams: all 1,018 of them, as of this writing.
A quick search of women within 90 miles of New Orleans yielded me one match. The rest were men, or at least identified as such.
According to TMZ, the site is up to 20,000 people now. Twenty-thousand mean and lonely people who are on the brink of losing their healthcare and contraceptive coverage. Yay!