God has shown his displeasure, Alabama. He could not clearer: Thou Shalt Not Vote for Child Molesters. Your sins have festered in God’s nostrils for too long. REPENT! Vote for Democrats from this point on, or all your first born shall be molested by 32-year-old district attorneys, and you will spend eternity in darkness with your genitals frozen to corporate logos.
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