Dr. Ronny Jackson, the same doctor who did President Obama's exam, gave Donald Trump a clean bill of health during Tuesday's White House briefing.
”Overall his health is excellent,” Jackson declared.
No cognitive issues (he did test at Trump's request), just dry mouth from a round of Sudafed.
Only real problem is, at 75” and 239 lbs., he’s borderline obese.
Also, Trump reportedly didn’t used to be 6’3”, he used to be 6’2”… huh. Go figure.
Anyway, on the bright side, Jackson assured us he’s got incredible stamina—“He has a lot of energy and he has a lot of stamina”—and stamina is important, ya know.
That leaves only one conclusion: