Kristen Bell Calls Out Our Laziest. First Lady. Ever

Kristin Bell decimated our Fake First Lady at the SAG awards, saying what we’d all be thinking if Melania’s husband didn’t suck all the air out of the news with his black hole of unprecedented sloth:

“There has never been a host for this award show before,” Bell said at the top of her monologue. “Yep, first time, first person, first lady. And I honestly never thought that I would grow up to be the first lady.

But you know what? I kind of like it,” she continued, before taking a stab at First Lady Melania Trump. “I think my first initiative as first lady will be cyberbullying, because I have yet to see any progress made on that problem quite yet.”

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Uh, that’s a good friggin point.

Where. The. Hell. Is Melania’s anti-cyberbullying program? 

She had one thing. One thing.

Is she waiting for Michelle Obama to create an anti-cyber bullying campaign so she can plagiarise it too?

Or do we not have a First Lady?

Uh, Melania… there’s no doctor’s note that lets you out of your taxpayer funded commitment as our First Lady just because your husband is “entertaining” porn stars. You can’t be this lazy and self-entitled, right?

Everyone please contact @MichelleObama and beg her to create an anti-cyber bullying initiative. She’s got about two years before Melania’s handlers even get started on one. It would be the most epic pwn ever.