The proper gift for thirteen years of wedded bliss is lace
But what Trump gave Melania was closer to disgrace:
The news about the pornographic mistress whom he kept.
But that's a sort of present that she'd rather not accept,
So on their anniversary she let the whole world know
That with her faithless husband to Davos she would not go.
If he wants to show off there with one who's well endowed
Stormy might be willing and they doubtless would be wowed.