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update: against advice of counsel i am invoking my right-of-update to note that the tweaks are “fake news.” on advice of counsel, i can neither confirm nor deny that i am a russian hacker sent to spread disinformational snark to divide the left into splinter groups of jovial release and veracious concern. we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming of “let’s yell at nytimes,.com as it cynically normalizes and flatters Chairman Chetto, aka Hair Twitler, and his absurd reich.”