In a stunning discovery, Republican candidate for Attorney General has indicated he knows something about the government few others realize: there is a second, super-secret US Constitution that is unwritten that we all “really” follow.
He begins his thoughts by saying that the US Constitution is only designed for a moral and religious people; an interesting take for a document that also deals with prosecutions of crimes, the rights of the accused, and freedom of speech for all, but Wardlow continues, calling voters, and the American people “sheep” who were party to the destruction of the second, unwritten constitution, which he says was ‘all but destroyed’
Wardlow continues by saying that “the radical left” has tried to kill God and redefine the family before he pivots back to discussing the ‘unwritten constitution’ that he contends is the REAL constitution.
No word on if Nicholas Cage will be available for a National Treasure 4 the hunt for “the real” constitution anytime soon.
I kinda doubt it.