Last week, President @realDonaldTrump delivered his first State of the Union address to a joint session of Congress, and, suffice it to say, the state of our nation is divided.
On the Republican side of the aisle, everyone was smiling, everyone was happy, the men all had erections, and every single one of the women were ovulating left and right.
Meanwhile, on the Democratic side, there was nary a smile to be seen.
Simply put, Congressional Democrats' behavior was—if not downright "treasonous"—at least treason-adjacent.
I mean, our forefathers didn't fight a revolutionary war so that we'd be free to express ourselves as we choose—quite the opposite, in fact.
America's founders recognized that a strong nation requires a strong leader—a God-Emperor, if you will—and there's certainly no better way to celebrate our God-Emperor than with a grand military parade.
Morning lineup:
Meet the Press: White House Legislative Director Marc Short; Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ); Former FBI Agent Clint Watts; Roundtable: TBA.
Face The Nation: White House Budget Director Mick Mulvaney; Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA); Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY); Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC); ; Roundtable: Peter Beinart (The Atlantic), Susan Davis (NPR), Susan Glasser (Politico) &l; Ramesh Ponnuru (National Review).
This Week: Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway; Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney (D-NY); Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R); Roundtable: "Independent" Strategist Matthew Dowd, Democratic Strategist David Axelrod, Republican Strategist Alex Castellanos, Megan Murphy (Formerly of Bloomberg Businessweek) & Cecilia Vega.
Fox News Sunday: White House Budget Director Mick Mulvaney; Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) Roundtable: Former Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT), Rachel Bade (Politico), Guy Benson (Townhall) & Juan Williams (Fox News).
State of the Union: Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway; Former DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson; Roundtable: Former Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA), Democratic Strategist Jen Psaki, Conservative Commentator Linda Chavez & Karine Jean-Pierre (MoveOn).
Evening lineup:
60 Minutes will feature: a report on a bill moving through Congress that would make state-issued concealed carry permits recognized nationwide (preview; and, an interview with Grigory Rodchenkov, who was once the mind responsible for Russia's elaborate athletic doping program (preview.
Late night shows:
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Monday-Friday: Reruns.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Monday-Thursday: Reruns.
SPOILER ALERT...
On "Celebrity Big Brother," Omarosa offered up a chilling tale of life inside the Trump White House.
Omarosa Manigault-Newman, the "Apprentice" star turned White House aide, dished on her time in the Trump administration and her former boss' penchant for Twitter.
"I was haunted by tweets every single day, like what is he going to tweet next?" a tearful Manigault-Newman said in the teaser clip for Thursday's episode of "Celebrity Big Brother," the reality show on which she is a contestant.
Manigault-Newman claimed that when she attempted to reason with President Donald Trump about some of his tweets, she was "attacked" and denied access by "all of the people around him," including Trump's son-in-law, Jared Kushner, and daughter Ivanka Trump.
Manigault-Newman described the situation inside the White House as "bad." Asked whether the nation should be concerned about the administration, she nodded, adding, "it's going to not be OK."
Meanwhile...
Wastrel son Don Jr. explained why his father can't possibly be a racist.
According to Don Jr, his father — who was sued by the Department of Justice's Civil Rights division in the '70s for allegedly discriminating against black tenants — can't be racist because he hung out with "all the rappers" prior to running for president.
"The real problem is those things exist, certainly racism exists, but if it?s your response to any argument you can't win, you actually do a real disservice to those people actually afflicted by it," Don Jr told Thomas, "by those people who are actually oppressed and hurt by real racism and real sexism."
"It's been terrible to watch, because I know him, I've seen him my whole life, I've seen the things he's done. It's amazing, all the rappers, all the this, all his African-American friends, from Jesse Jackson to Al Sharpton, I have pictures with them," Don Jr. said, "it was only when he got into politics that all of a sudden, 'Oh, he's the most terrible human being ever.'"
That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
– Trix