Trump's Shooter

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Friday February 16, 2018 · 2:15 PM PST

2018/02/16 · 14:15

Trump’s Shooter in Parkland provides a model for Trump’s policy providing for “a well-regulated militia”: when hit with being expelled from his High School he naturally struck back ten times as hard—Trump style—blasting to smithereens the skulls of his young school children victims and professional educators. What a RUSH!!

Trump’s shooter used his AR-15—named “The Donald”—like an artist’s brush painting a new vision of America in the vibrant colors of pink from the flesh ripped from young bodies, the grey bits of brain matter blasted from the heads of the young students and sprayed randomly across his canvas, and finally from the perennial Republican favorite of good old red American blood sprayed and pooled across the Trump shooter’s canvas. What a RUSH!! America IS Great Again!!

Like Trump, Trump’s shooter is naturally thrilled crushing and demeaning his victims. He is exhilarated by the spectacle of blowing the hand off a basketball star before drilling his gut with several rounds of lead, by shattering the thighs of the track team sprinter who’s left wailing on the hallway floor as she bleeds out, and best of all, from blowing half the face of this year’s prom queen. What a thrill! What a RUSH!! These so-called better folk are finally getting their comeuppance.

Of course, to Trump’s shooter, all of this is a small price to pay for “a well regulated militia” and to strike a blow against “political correctness”. Trump’s shooter knows Trump’s Republican Party will forever be proud of his boldness, no nonsense approach, and for setting an example that he hopes many will now emulate. He expects that Trump will stand strong against the “namby-pamby” snowflakes who will deride this bold affirmation of his masculinity and this decisive blow against political correctness. Surely he will receive a presidential pardon for his courageous patriotic act. “ What a RUSH!! Three cheers for ‘a well regulated militia’ !!!”

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