Look, Donnie, I know you think you’e having the best day ever. You’ve convinced yourself that the book report Devin Nunes cribbed from your staff gives you the green light to fire Rosenstein and put this whole fake collusion thing behind you.
But there’s a detail came up recently you might want to think about. Because Rosenstein isn’t your enemy. Nor Mueller.
On page 175 of the transcript of the Senate Judiciary Committee’s interview with Glenn Simpson, Mr. Simpson was asked about former MI6 agent’s dealings with the FBI.
Hey, don’t doze off, Donnie. This is about you, remember? Your favorite subject?
I’m not going to ask you to read the whole transcript, even all of that page, okay? Here, I’ll point it out for you.
Essentially what he told me was they had other intelligence about this matter from an internal Trump campaign source and that -- that they -- my understanding was that they believed Chris at this point -- that they believed Chris's information might be credible because they had other intelligence that indicated the same thing and one of those pieces of intelligence was a human source from inside the Trump organization.
Too long? Too many big words? Here:
a human source from inside the Trump organization.
Got it? The FBI didn’t need Steele. They didn’t need Page. They didn’t need Papadopoulos (he flipped last July, remember, Donnie?). Way back in mid-2016, when Steele tried to warn the FBI about your, um, indiscretions in Moscow, they already knew.
Because someone in your gang was already feeding them the dirt on you.
Who? Wasn’t Manafort. The last place he was going to talk about Russian skullduggery was the Feebs. Jared? Little Donnie? Reince Freaking Priebus? Don’t make me laugh.
No, bub. All this time you and Boss Vlad have been chuckling about putting a stranger in our house, there’s been one in yours. And it’s a damn good bet he or she is still there. Listening. Talking. Remembering.
So have a good time, dozing over your half-cheeseburger about slaying the evil dragons at the Bureau, showing your fawning Magoids nobody messes with Big Don. Dream your lovely dream.
Your nightmare’s just beginning.