Ladies, are you looking for a guy who condones sexual assault, is pig-headed, suffers from delusional thinking, and afraid that you are going to sleep with a person of color while he is forced to watch? Yeah, it sounds exhausting, but Washington, D.C. is top-ranked by TimeOut for the single life.
Washington, DC (aka Dating Capital) has the most singles playing the dating game (two in five) and using dating apps (one in four in the last week); however, they are also the most likely to ‘ghost’ a potential love interest (52%), despite three in four looking up a date on social media before. Maybe that is why DC (along with NYC) is the most stressed city on earth.
Should be a windfall for these conservative man-babies, right? According to the Washingtonian, conservative men are having a rough time on the dating scene in the nation’s capital these days.
“A lot of times you’ll connect with someone [on an app] and they’ll Google you, find out you worked for Trump’s campaign, and then it’s pretty much all downhill from there,” says a Trump Administration official.
But … it gets worse.
“The policies and these things that are attached to the right whether or not you’re a supporter of Trump have been pre-supposed on you, and it’s like a black mark,” says another reporter at the same outlet, who describes himself as a moderate conservative.
I guess liberal women are just not that into Trump.
”Moderate conservative?” You mean like voting for a tax cut for the rich that screws the middle class? Voting against women’s rights to do what they wish with their bodies? Maybe you mean voting to get rid of affordable health care? Here’s a quick primer: If you support the Republican Party, you support Donald Trump. You have had every opportunity to jump off that pile of shit—and you haven’t. Here’s my favorite story from the dating world, care of a conservative Washington “reporter”:
He once brought a woman back to his place, and while checking out his bookshelf, she noticed some books by conservative thinkers, he says. “She was like, ‘Oh no. First question: Did you vote for Trump?’,” the reporter says. He told her no, but that he was conservative. “She was like ‘I have to get out of here. I can’t see you,’ and left.”
If you would like to add your D.C. conservative singles ad below, I won’t stop you.
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