Tonight the inevitable happened. After reports of possibly heinous war crimes being committed by the Syrian government, after weeks and weeks of hostile propaganda coming from the United States and a completely incompetent government in perpetual disarray, Donald Trump announced that the United States would be bombing Syria. Donald Trump’s opinions on foreign policy have not always been so … hawkish. Let’s take a look back:
Why oh why indeed?
I get it, stay out.
Interesting.
Huh. You don’t say?
About your non-existent infrastructure project?
We know you are but what are we?
You might want to ask that question again but this time do it while staring in a mirror.
When he’s right, he’s right.
Hey man, you know what? I totally agree with you.
Clearly. There are about fifty more of those. So I will leave you with a few more.
Donald Trump bombing anyone serves one purpose and one purpose only—himself.
#WagThePig