I wrote this mostly as satire, but also as a reminder to all of us, that despite what Trump may say. The President of the United States is not a monarch or a dictatorship. He works for us, this review of his performance is for me a way to both vent at how terrible a job he is doing. And to remind everyone that he is supposed to work for us all no matter what our party affiliations or lot in life.
Hello Mr. Trump I am American citizen,who while I did not vote for you still understand that as a citizen of this country understand that your job as President is to work for me and others in this country and serve our best interest. I am writing up this performance review of your current conduct and that of your performance of your duties in the last few months. Let me say this straight forward that I take what your position represents very seriously. Your actions reflect not only yourself but our country in whole. And unlike a corporation when you blunder or gaffe you not only reflect yourself but our country in whole. It is due to this that I must say I have severe concerns about your continued ability to hold your current position. I have broken my review into point by point and used as small of words as possible so that whoever reads this to you will help you understand that you are doing a very poor job.
You lack an ability to use truth and facts on even the most minute issue
Case in point from nearly day one after your official Inauguration, you have chosen to use deception on even the most minute and verifiable aspects of your life. You have lied about your event numbers which was clearly dis-proven by photographic evidence, yet still pressed upon your then Press Secretary to lie about said numbers. You also have a habit of pressing those who work for you, to pledge loyalty and to perpetuate lies or “Alternative Facts” on your behalf. I find this very disturbing, considering that if our allies believe you cannot tell the truth it endangers us when we have to deal with things such as negotiations with trade,commerce and even war situations. If your word cannot be trusted it is yet again another reflection on us as a country.
The revolving door of employees under you is a serious morale and competence issue
And speaking of the way you treat the employees under you, never in my life have I seen such a revolving door of hiring and firing. One being did not even make it past you hiring him to attain his position, then again he did go on national television and behave with extreme vulgarity. Another was told to you to be compromised and yet you hired him to handle National Security.Only to have to ultimately ask him to resign due to his continued conflicts of interests with foreign powers. You have lost several members of your administration and cabinet including a Secretary of State, an FBI director, and I hear you personally attacked another long term FBI official and stripped him of his chance at pension over an investigation that your own actions and those who you surrounded yourself with initiated. Your Veteran of Affairs had to leave in spending scandal, your secretary of interior may as well be out soon as well for dirty deals. Your department of Housing and Development choice spent thirty one thousand dollars on a coffee table?! Many of your picks still do not have clearance due to their question able answers on their FISA forms including your own Son in Law who for some reason still has access to sensitive materials that go beyond his job position... what exactly does he do again?
Your severe lack of critical thinking, compassion and empathy stand out immensely
In the wake of severe storm damage your lack of compassion and empathy for victims of Hurricanes stood out,as well as the continued lack of proper relief for our citizens in Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Island’s which you are the president of. Several tragic incidents of violence have happen under your tenure and yet you much prefer to golf away from the white house and I find this behavior very unacceptable. Even your Secretary of Education has proven incapable of showing any empathy or understanding in the wake of a tragic school shooting. A president's job is to inspire and rally the people when tragedy strikes. You have a consistent unsatisfactory rating for your behavior when it comes to this. Especially when you add the added insult you lodge upon a dead Military man's family after he died in a botch ops yet again under your watch. Yemen was your first strike that involved the death of a service member and several innocent civilians while you bragged about sanctioning this while at a personal club still owned and run by yourself over dessert. This behavior is beyond unacceptable! And why do we still do not have any official answers to why four American soldiers lost their lives in Africa? This is not something you can shift onto the generals, you are the commander in chief. Every live lost in raids or ops you sanction is your responsibility. The fact that you lack the basic understanding of this is very troubling.
Your ineptitude is squandering our global credibility while boosting known dictators
In going over your performance when it comes to the Global stage, once again I must grade you as unsatisfactory. When our NATO allies can no longer trust your word,due to constant insult and unbalanced untruthful allegations it hurts us as a nation. It also troubles me the way you cosy up to nations with known dictatorial leans. From allowing the Leader of Turkey's body guards to attack American citizens, to your bizarre relationship with Vladimir Putin. And your tendency to push for meetings with men like Mr. Putin and Kim Jong Un without notifying even your current Press Secretary or any cabinet member is very disturbing. Twice now we have had to hear from foreign powers that you have extended such invitations without any due considerations of the consequences of such meetings. And I do feel the need to state that I feel you lack the maturity to handle such delicate negotiations without severely compromising the safety and security of our nation.
Your personal affairs have severely entwined itself into your lack luster job performance
Another pressing issue that I cannot ignore in this performance review is your personal affairs spilling into your job. Never before had I had to deal with an employee who is being investigated for collusion, but worse yet your extra marital affairs are all over the news. This is unacceptable behavior under normal circumstances but as President it should not be happening period. I think its an understatement for me to say you truly need to get your life in order. The previous presidents before you had hardly the scandals you have had, and most of the ones who did, were wise enough to vacate the position when the constant barrage of their dirty laundry was present. I just cannot see how you can continue to stay in your current position with this stream of scandalous behavior front and center. I feel you may wish to consider the option of resigning before we collectively are forced to proceed with Impeachment proceedings citing the 25th amendment as strong reasoning for doing so.
It is my strong conclusion that your unsatisfactory performance will never improve
It is because of all these issues and the constant new ones that crop up that I must give you an very unsatisfactory grade in your performance as President of the United states. I know F is normally the lowest grade given in schools, but if there was such thing as an F minus I do believe that would reflect the standard or substandard way you have taken on this job. And I do believe that you have been given more than enough time to improve on your abilities and skills and therefore I must come to the conclusion you simply lack said skills and abilities. I would not recommend you for this position period, and feel that for the safety of our nation that someone else should immediately replace you so that we can regain some stability.
In conclusion
Normally I like to end a performance review with something positive to say about the person I am reviewing. But given the amount of things I had to cut from this review as proof of your negative job performance I will end it by saying this, you may not go down as the greatest president in history (outside your own mind that is). But you will definitely be historically remembered as this country's greatest blunder. It is my assessment that you should no longer pursue a career in politics, and instead consider retirement options. I hear there is land available in Russia and you can enjoy all the TV and golf you wish there.
Sincerely yours,
A very concerned Employer.