As we all know, Donald Trump is the Christianiest Christian who ever Christianed, but what the ever-living f*ck? This is just nut butters:
There is a new movie coming to 1,200 theaters nationwide this October. The Trump Prophecy is a collaboration between evangelical university, Liberty University, and an independent Christian filmmaker. The topic? That Donald Trump was appointed by God to lead The United States.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Students at the university will gain school credit for working on the film in such areas as camera operations, set design, producing and other skills often used in the movie industry. The film's premise centers around the idea that Trump's election is meant to heal America.
Suddenly I miss the days when Christian movies were just two hours and seven minutes of well-meaning pacifists getting the shit kicked out of them by Romans.
The Trump Prophecy revolves around the story of a fireman who believes he heard the voice of God tell him, You’re hearing the voice of a president, while he was watching an interview with Trump. [He] believes the message came straight from the Holy Spirit.
Yup, that’s the most likely explanation, all right. Personally, if I’d heard a voice like that I would have strategically removed pieces of my brain like a Jenga tower until it f*cking stopped, but that’s just me.
Seriously, what do evangelicals see in this guy? They’re acting like sweet suburban teenage girls who come home one day and announce they’ve fallen in love with Ted Bundy. Is it his bad-boy image? Really, what is it? They can’t really believe he’s a sincere Christian. Can they? Is this what 150 years of denying evolution does to your brain?
Of course, avid Trump supporter Jerry Falwell Jr. is behind the project. Because God forgives serial philandering and sexual assault, but He cannot brook trying to give poor people health insurance.
P.S. I do kind of want to see the movie. I imagine it will be funnier than Passion of the Christ but not quite as funny as God’s Not Dead. But I don’t want to give Liberty University any of my money. Guess I’ll wait for Netflix.
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