Yes, he said this—tomorrow, the left (Democrats) are going to start a second Civil War.
www.nydailynews.com/...
Which really sucks, because I already have plans. Likely to do a few segments on KFI with Mo O’Kelly and then a barbecue with friends/guitars/drums.
I mean, otherwise, I’d just have to take Tubby The Bellowing Blowhard’s word and go to war on my nation’s birthday. Thing is, only El Segundo has a near enough facility to fire upon—you think I’m schlepping to Edwards or 29 Palms or Oceanside tomorrow with my cannon a la Sumter?
My friend Kevin Burke summed up the situation best in this Tweet:
Dear Ma,
Trumpistas litter the battlefield, their red hats scattered like Fall leaves. Many have sprained ankles, and backs that "went out." Their pitiful cries of "MAGA" haunt us all. One poor wretch with a stubbed toe was crying out begging for a Red Bull. I took pity upon him and threw him a can #SecondCivilWarLetters.
Have a lovely Fourth and do let me know where Trump’s “Appamattox Court House” is.
I’ll bring the cole slaw.