Someone needs to tell Rudy Giuliani that when he goes on television he’s mic’d up and cameras are rolling. That’s not a Fisher Price TV camera, Rudy.
This morning on This Week, the dunce’s dim defender had this exchange with George Stephanopoulos:
STEPHANOPOULOS: How is he a good witness for the president if — if he’s saying that the president was asking him — directing him, in his words, to let the Michael Flynn investigation go?
GIULIANI: He didn’t direct him to do that. What he said to him was can you — can you —
STEPHANOPOULOS: Comey says he took it as direction.
GIULIANI: Well that’s OK. I mean, taking it that way — I mean by that time, he had been fired. And he said a lot of other things, some of which have turned out to be untrue. The reality is as a prosecutor, I was told that many times. Can you give the man a break? Either by his lawyers, by his relatives, by friends. You take that into consideration but, you know, that doesn’t determine not going forward with it.
Hmm, well that’s not the version Dumb Donald gave us back in May.
REPORTER: Did you at any time urge former FBI Director James Comey, in any way, shape or form, to close or to back down the investigation into Michael Flynn?
TRUMP: No, no. Next question.
D’oh!
Stay tuned. There’s always a chance that before the day is over Giuliani will tell us where the Trump family stashed the Lindbergh baby.
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